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20 Dec 2010, 1:06 am

Granted. The whole site just shuts down.

I wish people would stop misusing the word literal.



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20 Dec 2010, 1:55 am

granted.

Now nobody can tell if extremes are a figurtive and real. They don't take instrustions serious and sometimes people get hurt.

I wish for ga ga



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20 Dec 2010, 1:40 pm

Granted. Your pregnant from Lady/Mister Ga Ga - now you have a little bit of ga ga with you for the next nine months. (I know you are male, I know this is Corrupt A Wish, I know Ga Ga is a hermaphrodite :wink: - no I'm not kidding (link))

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I wish for blue hills and green skies


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20 Dec 2010, 2:16 pm

Granted, but the colors have to be switched. Green Hill Zone, anyone?

I wish THOU MUST.


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21 Dec 2010, 3:13 pm

Granted, you now smell MUSTY.

I wish for a pint of real English beer.


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21 Dec 2010, 4:49 pm

Granted, but you drink too much and make a fool of yourself by dancing in the bar with a random stranger, singing at the top of your lungs, and end up telling of your exes that you still love them.

I wish my Nutella jar was full again.



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21 Dec 2010, 10:47 pm

Granted, your Nutella jar is full of radioactive waste.

I wish for a clone of myself.



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22 Dec 2010, 12:12 am

Granted, but you will have bazillions of clones who will take over the universe, and you will e their slave

I wish the world was perfect



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23 Dec 2010, 3:56 pm

Granted. Earth is taken over by aliens, who envy the perfection.

I wish I had the power of the mind touch, that R. Giskard, R. Daneel Olivaw, Gaia, Fallom, and Joesph Schwartz all have in Isaac Asimov's Foundation series, as well as Pebble in the Sky.


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25 Dec 2010, 8:50 pm

Granted. The only mind you can use the mind touch on is your own.

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I wish for a warm christmas :twisted:


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26 Dec 2010, 2:27 am

granted its so hot that you sweat like a pig






i wish pokemon were real



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26 Dec 2010, 2:11 pm

Granted. Pokémon have driven the human race to near-extinction, oh yeah you are trapped for eternity in a pokéball because you let these evil crettens into this reality.

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I wish to be Santa


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26 Dec 2010, 9:11 pm

Granted ... you have 11 months off, but then you have to work 24 hours per day every day during December, every year. Oh, and retirement? Ha. No. Not for you.

I wish I were lying in the sun on my own private Caribbean beach.


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26 Dec 2010, 9:28 pm

Granted. You solely stranded on a lone island in the Caribbean where no shipping route is anywhere near.

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I wish I was really happy.


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26 Dec 2010, 9:30 pm

Granted, but your happiness is at the expense of other people's happiness.

I wish to find something to spend my fifty dollars on.



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26 Dec 2010, 9:31 pm

Granted, you can spend it on a belated Christmas gift for your dear friend ReginaTerrae.

I wish there had been enough snow to go sledding today.


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