Guilty as charged.
Shikari wrote:
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The next person likes to slather themselves in lard and then wiggle on the floor pretending to be a giant slug.
What!?! Who would do that?
Someone with a
very particular taste in their fun and games?
They’d be wrong too. Slug slime isn’t slippery like lard. It’s slimy and sticky. Anyone wanting to play slug would be better off waiting for their next flu or cold and keep their mucus and cover themselves in that when they have enough of it. -_-
Sorry, guys, I just had to!
The next person is gagging from reading my post!