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28 Dec 2010, 6:54 pm

Granted the Poltergheists haunt YOU.

I wish The Chinese communist party collapses, before Keith Richards dies (by a long margin enough for him to rock out with a giant Rock concert here in China with other rock stars Chinese youths are dying to hear literally).



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28 Dec 2010, 7:08 pm

Granted. The Chinese Communist Party collapses just seconds before Keith Richards miraculously dies of a overdose :roll:, the media reports that it's a miracle Keith didn't die earlier, judging by his substance abuse history.

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I wish for a Elfstedentocht!


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29 Dec 2010, 1:56 pm

bah, you call that a corrupted wish? I don't need people to know I triumphed in an epc battle against the forces of evil. I'll know.

I mean, If I was that egocentric, how could I possibly defeat the forces of evil? they're great at temptation. :D

Granted, you receive one, but as no one here knows what one is and are all to lazy to try looking it up they cannot corrupt your wish properly and this thread dies.

forever.

(some obscure type of elf, from real mythology and not D&D mythology perhaps?)

I wish for the people in my neighborhood to stop riding harleys all the time :x



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29 Dec 2010, 5:25 pm

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bah, you call that a corrupted wish? I don't need people to know I triumphed in an epc battle against the forces of evil. I'll know.

I mean, If I was that egocentric, how could I possibly defeat the forces of evil? they're great at temptation. :D

Granted, you receive one, but as no one here knows what one is and are all to lazy to try looking it up they cannot corrupt your wish properly and this thread dies.

forever.

(some obscure type of elf, from real mythology and not D&D mythology perhaps?)

I wish for the people in my neighborhood to stop riding harleys all the time :x


Technically you didn't destroy evil as a whole. Those people taking the honours are absolutely influenced by evil. The jokes on you, Evil made you the laughing stock :lol:

Elfstedentocht: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elfstedentocht
Nothing to do with elfs :lol:, unless you count Frisians as such :P

The Elfstedentocht is a iceskating contest through Eleven (yes that us Elf in Dutch) cities (Steden).

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Granted they ride Y2K motorcycles while all using foghorns when driving past your house.

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30 Dec 2010, 8:28 am

Wally, dear -- never mind, I'll go back to your previous wish. So yes, there's an Elfstedentocht, but you get run over by ice skaters, fall through the ice and freeze.

I wish my neck would stabilize and heal, already.


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30 Dec 2010, 3:25 pm

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Wally, dear -- never mind, I'll go back to your previous wish. So yes, there's an Elfstedentocht, but you get run over by ice skaters, fall through the ice and freeze.

I wish my neck would stabilize and heal, already.


Ah, I forgot to wish something.


Granted. Your neck is stabilized and healed, although it took so long the muscles in your neck have shrunk so much you can't support the weight of your own head - thus snapping your neck in the process.

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I wish for my neighbours to stop liting fireworks.


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30 Dec 2010, 5:32 pm

Granted. Now they just start fires. Big, uncontrolable fires.

I wish I was better in touch with my Dutch heritage.



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30 Dec 2010, 5:52 pm

Granted. You wake up next morning and you can only speak Dutch.

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I wish that the world won't end in 2012


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30 Dec 2010, 6:07 pm

Wallourdes wrote:
Granted. You wake up next morning and you can only speak Dutch.

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I wish that the world won't end in 2012


Granted but on Dec. 21, 2012, the dead will walk the earth.

oh,my wish.

I wish I wasn't such a di...jerk sometimes


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30 Dec 2010, 7:08 pm

Granted. You never challenge anyone on anything. You're never a jerk, but you become a door mat.

I wish for some titanium



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30 Dec 2010, 9:27 pm

Granted; there's some in your dental fillings.

I wish my new "smart"phone weren't so stupid (i.e., worked as advertised).


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30 Dec 2010, 9:36 pm

granted, but the service charge quituples.

I with that instead of a giant cat tail I had a properly proportioned fish tail (see page 720) :fish:



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30 Dec 2010, 9:44 pm

Granted. Only it gets chomped off by other fishes.

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I wish for the perfect cake.


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31 Dec 2010, 1:16 am

Granted. The perfect cake is more intelligent than you and able to escape before you can cut it up and eat.

I wish I had a watermelon.



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31 Dec 2010, 1:25 am

Granted. You and the little melon are doing fine, though in retrospect you might have wished for a C-Section. :P


I wish I had more time for the Off the Wall forum.


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31 Dec 2010, 3:30 am

Granted. Your entire time is consumed by the Off The Wall Forum, and you do not have time for anything else.

I wish to go see Tangled today.