Corrupt A Wish

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31 Dec 2010, 12:53 pm

Granted, but you're so disgusted with the ending that you wish to never see another Disney movie again.

I wish I could eat cupcakes endlessly.

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31 Dec 2010, 3:05 pm

MasterJedi wrote:

Wallourdes wrote:

Granted. You wake up next morning and you can only speak Dutch.

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I wish that the world won't end in 2012

Granted but on Dec. 21, 2012, the dead will walk the earth.

oh,my wish.

I wish I wasn't such a di...jerk sometimes

I am prepared for those zombie freaks! Bring em on!

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31 Dec 2010, 3:10 pm

Granted. You now possess a cake tin that will never empty. However, they are highly addictive and you cannot stop eating them. You eventually die from lack of air and leave the biggest crap ever!

I wish Death would take a holiday on Christmas and Halloween :lol:

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31 Dec 2010, 6:56 pm

Granted, but without the threat of death, criminals break into places we're they would normally get shot, tie everyone up and steal everything.

I wish I had my tail back only this time it's INDESTRUCTIBLE!! !

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31 Dec 2010, 7:50 pm

granted but now its so heavy by being made of kryptonite that you cant walk anymore

i wish for an Android cell phone with unlimited we/text access

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31 Dec 2010, 8:37 pm

Granted. Only the network overloads constantly because you dail in.

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I wish for a the most legendary piece of fireworks created by man that actually works.

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31 Dec 2010, 8:47 pm

granted...then you screw up and blow both your hands off

i want a real tempurpedic bed

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31 Dec 2010, 8:56 pm

Granted. Although it has been used-up beyond comfort.

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I wish I knew the burial site of Jimmy Hoffa.

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31 Dec 2010, 9:03 pm

granted...then his zombie rises up and uses your body as his own while your soul is trapped in limbo

i want a purple unicorn!

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31 Dec 2010, 9:15 pm

Granted. The purple unicorn doesn't want you though.

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I wish for my own functional mechsuit.

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31 Dec 2010, 9:24 pm

granted...then it rains and messes it up

i want a ninjalo with a candy apple faygo!

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31 Dec 2010, 9:38 pm

Granted. The ninjalo are actually the liquid and the faygo is freeze-dried in form of ninjalo.

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I wish for my own house

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31 Dec 2010, 9:43 pm

granted...then you didnt pay your homeowners insurense and it lapsed...the day before your house burns to the ground

i wish for more time on the computer

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31 Dec 2010, 10:13 pm

Granted. You have absolutely no responsibilities in life and can spend all your time on the computer. In fact, you are permanently fasted on top of your computer. And you cannot see the monitor or reach the keyboard/mouse from your position.

also:

twiztid_angel wrote:

granted but now its so heavy by being made of kryptonite that you cant walk anymore

I've been a fish since page 720, thus do not walk. :fish:

though that could still make swimming tough.

I wish I was strong enough to swim with this heavy tail.

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31 Dec 2010, 10:16 pm

Granted. You now have to slave away as a Chinese Gold Farmer on World of Warcraft.

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I wish for the perfect girlfriend

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31 Dec 2010, 10:28 pm

Granted, you've got her, until she leaves you for your best friend. Next Tuesday.

I wish I had the perfect boyfriend.

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