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Rogue Triple Agent

(that's me without the nt)

Has detachable feet to go with his automated footwear.....

Discovered where all the missing left socks in the universe go, and is currently ransoming them off to various governments.

Loves dancing round in nothing but a tube sock while playing unfitting music.

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I'm a writer, not a fighter and my pen is always loaded.

Magnús Scheving is my Icelandic rose

Is my DJ when I do such things... and does it for free.

is going to visit me in chicago for Snugglefest2010

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Runs an international cartel of strawberry flavored lip gloss smugglers. They're really quite vicious and menacing characters.

Is in the process of procuring all Fabio related articles in order to create The World's largest massage parlor chain - currently in secret talks with Starbucks

Is backing a hostile take-over bid to take over the Fabio Rubby Rubby chain.

(true - but only to run up the bid - aryan brotherhood is trying buy it, and their goal is crash the wool market - a wolf like me can not let that happen)


Once climbed Mt Everest - backwards

(to prove a point, I'll have you know)

Ate several live squid while serving upside down banana cream pies to a troop of acrobats wearing hedgehog underwear and riding flaming unicycles.

(that wasn't my underwear, and that wasn't a unicycle I don't want to talk about bicycles ever again)


Refused an offer from PlayBoy to be on the cover, she declined due to her fear of missing a post on WP

Is actually WP, after it manifested sentience 5 years from now.

Is actually a modern day Nostradamus, leaning towards the darker side of reality

(did I miss any posts?! did I? dammit!)

Is actually a secret collector of vintage pipe organs which he hides under his bed where the Agregious Elves work day and night, making up lies to tell the neighbors about why he's always out walking his geranium in the park. Naked.

(no,,you didn't miss any yet - I was waiting till you where incapable of fighting off the urge)

BTW, this is supposed to be bizarre facts, what's wrong with midnight stroll, doesn't everyone


Sells secrets to highest bidder, I no longer have my collection, at least my favorite one is in tact