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31 Dec 2010, 10:45 pm

Granted, but he's a misogynistic serial killer.

I wish I wasn't spirtually dead. I want to live again.


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31 Dec 2010, 11:10 pm

Granted. You find yourself reïncarnated as a Tasmanian Devil and god your pissed!

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I wish I could run a kilometer without breaking a sweat.


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31 Dec 2010, 11:19 pm

Granted, but ever doing so would cause you to die of heat stroke due to the lack of sweat... and it's still just as hard and exhausting.

I wish my last wish didn't get ignored, as It looks like wallourdes was corrupting the same wish as me.

also, 500th post! whooooooooohooooooo!! ! I'm a veteran!



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31 Dec 2010, 11:30 pm

Tensu wrote:
I wish my last wish didn't get ignored, as It looks like wallourdes was corrupting the same wish as me.


Granted. Although it's not what you'd expect.

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Granted. You have absolutely no responsibilities in life and can spend all your time on the computer. In fact, you are permanently fasted on top of your computer. And you cannot see the monitor or reach the keyboard/mouse from your position.

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granted but now its so heavy by being made of kryptonite that you cant walk anymore


I've been a fish since page 720, thus do not walk. :fish:

though that could still make swimming tough.

I wish I was strong enough to swim with this heavy tail.


Granted. Although Superman has a bounty out for you now.


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01 Jan 2011, 10:56 am

I wish you a Happy New Year.

(and that Wallourdes would remember to post a new wish next time).


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01 Jan 2011, 9:36 pm

Granted: Wallourdes will post a wish next time, but all the corruption will be re-directed at you.

I wish for a way to stop the bounty hunters.



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01 Jan 2011, 9:58 pm

granted....but you get life without parole

i wish my dad's dog would stop wanting to go outside every 30 seconds


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01 Jan 2011, 10:26 pm

Granted, now your dad wants you to do everything inside. ;)

I wish Wednesday can hurry up and come?


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01 Jan 2011, 10:36 pm

granted. but now Wednesday has been moved, we have rush-hour traffic on a Sunday!

I wish I could fly



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02 Jan 2011, 1:16 am

Wallourdes wrote:
Granted. You find yourself reïncarnated as a Tasmanian Devil and god your pissed!

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I wish I could run a kilometer without breaking a sweat.


Actually being reincarnated into a Tazmanian devil would rock,



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02 Jan 2011, 1:19 am

I wish I could fly[/quote]

>>> Granted now you are Baxter Stockman, who mutated into a fly.

I wish I was a professional wrestler Luchadore (Mexican masked wrestlers). And I had a nice sexy shiny tanned body, and can do all these flipping moves....



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02 Jan 2011, 1:57 pm

Granted, but you always lose and get your mask taken and your hair shaved off.

I wish I never went to prison.



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02 Jan 2011, 4:14 pm

reginaterrae wrote:
I wish you a Happy New Year.

(and that Wallourdes would remember to post a new wish next time).


I know, I know...

Tensu wrote:
Granted, but you always lose and get your mask taken and your hair shaved off.

I wish I never went to prison.


Granted. You are on deathrow immediately.

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I wish for a intact and functional Pancor Jackhammer including fire-ready 12gauge ammo.

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02 Jan 2011, 8:56 pm

Granted, but you shoot your eye out. :lol:

I wish for some more pineapple, jalapeno, and bacon pizza.


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02 Jan 2011, 9:01 pm

Granted, I have two fresh pizza's at my house, one still warm in the box and one in the fridge for breakfast. 8)

I wish for global harmony.



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02 Jan 2011, 9:29 pm

Granted. Gawd! It's boring... Let's make war people!

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