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03 Jan 2011, 1:10 am

Granted, but suddenly a bunch of EMPs destroy the internet.

I wish for the people around me to understand and respect the way I perceive the world.


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03 Jan 2011, 8:45 am

granted they do for a microsecond you blinked and missed it and now they are 23 times worse then what they are like at present

i wish year 9 would start



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03 Jan 2011, 12:07 pm

Granted, you are now in year 9 AD.

I wish I were more creative this morning.


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03 Jan 2011, 1:59 pm

Granted. Your head is bursting with ideas, if you could only get them out, gahhhh!

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I wish for Midas Touch


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03 Jan 2011, 3:01 pm

Granted. Mida touches you in your no-no area.

I wish for some coffee right now.



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03 Jan 2011, 3:04 pm

Granted. It is scalding hot and you burn your tongue.

I wish I could get motivated.



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03 Jan 2011, 3:22 pm

Granted: We'll keep on motivating you 24/7 even though you will be tired and want to quit at times.

I wish this new year would be a peaceful year.


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03 Jan 2011, 3:57 pm

Granted! At 11:59 on 12/31/2010, nuclear war eradicates all life on Earth, leaving no one to make war in the coming year.

I wish Clark Kent would quit acting like a wimp.



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03 Jan 2011, 4:48 pm

Granted. He acts like he is Superman and everybody sees through his disguise and recognises him as Superman.

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I wish to find the Garden of Eden


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03 Jan 2011, 5:24 pm

Granted, but the flaming sword that guards it slices and dices you.

Isn't death row still technically prison?

Oh well, I wish I fought the law and won.



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03 Jan 2011, 5:37 pm

Tensu wrote:
Isn't death row still technically prison?

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Death row signfies the place, often a section of a prison, that houses individuals awaiting execution.

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Sometimes, but not always.
I guess the "getting out" part differs :P

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Oh well, I wish I fought the law and won.

Granted. But once you think you won they pull you right back in!
Judge Dredd vapourizes your ass for standing against him.


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04 Jan 2011, 9:38 am

You forgot to make a wish.



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06 Jan 2011, 10:02 pm

I'm wishing for him, to move things along...


I wish for some crispy, salted cod, made especially by Nigella Lawson.


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06 Jan 2011, 10:37 pm

Granted - Rachel Ray fries it in E. V. O. O. for 30 minutes and under 40 bucks and they trample you to death.


I wish for a glimpse into the near future of the local winning lotto numbers.



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06 Jan 2011, 11:20 pm

Granted, but due to everyone else having the same wish granted, everyone only gets a dollar.

I wish I could fly.


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06 Jan 2011, 11:29 pm

Granted, but you will fly too close to the sun, which will melt your wings, and cause you to fall to your death, into the Icarian Sea.

I wish that I could get my paper done by midnight.