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07 Jan 2011, 12:59 am

Granted, it is done by midnight two weeks from today.

I wish I could have my degree handed to me on a silver platter.


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09 Jan 2011, 4:09 pm

(Back :wink:)

Granted. Although you can only look at it and have to pay-up big time for the silver platter service.

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I wish that the majority of the world had High Function Autism.


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10 Jan 2011, 12:38 am

Granted! You're the only NT in the world.

I wish I had super speed.



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10 Jan 2011, 2:52 am

Granted, Congradulations you've just been arrested for possessing vast quantities of Amphetamines Intent to traffic quantity.... across the borders of SE Asian countries.

Well it could have been worse. I could have given you a fast car, which you explode in a ball of fire, and your skeleton is used as a warning as they put your burnt car wreckage up as a warning for all young people to slow down. They have that over here.

I wish I was the tunak Tunak Tun do dod od dodod od do guy.



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10 Jan 2011, 3:06 pm

Granted. But there are too many of you so you are hunted down to extinction.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo[/youtube]

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I wish the existence of God could be concretely proven.


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10 Jan 2011, 7:21 pm

Granted! You no longer have any doubts regarding God's exists, when he sends you to Hell.

I wish I could start over.



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10 Jan 2011, 7:49 pm

Granted. Totoo-tata?

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I wish for an apprentice


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10 Jan 2011, 10:04 pm

Granted! You get an apprentice who's obnoxious, lazy, and no good at anything.

I wish my dorm wasn't so overpriced.



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11 Jan 2011, 9:46 am

Granted!! You now have eighteen crack-addict room mates chipping in to the rent.

I wish I had a Piano


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11 Jan 2011, 4:39 pm

Granted! But now you realized that your abusive childhood piano teacher has left you with a mortal terror. You run away screaming, and get locked away in a mental hospital.

I wish Transformers were real



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11 Jan 2011, 11:03 pm

Granted, but the Decepticons take over the world and enslave all of mankind.

I wish my better half would come play with me.


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12 Jan 2011, 3:18 pm

Granted. Although he wants you to meet his new 'friend' to 'play' along...

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I wish for a nice warm cup of coffee.


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12 Jan 2011, 8:20 pm

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for a nice warm cup of tea!


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12 Jan 2011, 8:35 pm

Granted. It's still boiling though

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I wish for a new mobile phone


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12 Jan 2011, 10:12 pm

Granted, but you'll first have to catch it, as it is literally mobile.

I wish for an extra week off from school.



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13 Jan 2011, 3:00 am

Granted: You will have the next 5 Saturdays off from school.

I want an Aston Martin.


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