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19 Jan 2011, 10:05 am

granted, you feel much better after 6 hours of diarrhea


I wish I could drive.


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19 Jan 2011, 10:20 am

Granted. hyperbole meet your car Christine, till death do you part :wink:.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9InRp4K7kC0[/youtube]

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I wish for a working, full functioning jetpack.


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19 Jan 2011, 1:30 pm

Granted, but somebody breaks into your house and steals it.

I wish to have a good day at school today.


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19 Jan 2011, 2:09 pm

Granted, all of your classmates are sick with Ebola and you get to be first in line for Pizza Day!

I wish both of my eyes worked well :cry:



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19 Jan 2011, 2:25 pm

Granted, but you will only see radio wave emissions

I wish I had a new Fender Stratocaster



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19 Jan 2011, 5:24 pm

Granted. It's a do-it-yourself kit, and as always it's missing parts!

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I wish for a Bossche bol


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19 Jan 2011, 10:46 pm

Granted. It is 1mm x 1mm

I wish I could get to sleep...


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20 Jan 2011, 12:49 am

Granted, Mr. Rumplestiltskin. See you in twenty years.

I wish I wasn't afraid of fire.


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20 Jan 2011, 8:18 am

granted you face your fears of fire by sticking your hand in one congradulations your not afraif of fires anymore but you have a LOT of 3rd degree burns.

i wish for another friend



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20 Jan 2011, 1:39 pm

Granted. He is a real frienemy.

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I wish for a cure-all medicine.


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20 Jan 2011, 2:00 pm

Granted. But it causes gender reassignment

I wish I had something to eat right now



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20 Jan 2011, 5:36 pm

Granted. that bitesize cookie only made you crave for more you couldn't have.

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I wish for a sequel to the game Nox


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20 Jan 2011, 6:37 pm

Granted, it's called Obnoxious. And for good reason.

I wish I could have some coffee.


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20 Jan 2011, 6:42 pm

Granted, but you accidentally spill some on the carpet.

I wish for some money to purchase my textbooks.


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22 Jan 2011, 11:31 pm

granted but on your way to purchase the books you are hit by a bus and the money has to be used to cover your medical expences
i wish that i wasnt feeling sick



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23 Jan 2011, 10:11 am

Granted. Your sickness will have to be postponed to a later date.

I wish to pass my quiz tomorrow.


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