Corrupt A Wish

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betamaxx
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23 Jan 2011, 6:13 pm

granted you pass the quiz and get 100% but you get 0% in the test that the quiz relates to

i wish my tv wasnt made in 1982

Descartes
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23 Jan 2011, 10:07 pm

Granted. It was made in 1952.

I wish for a Blu-Ray player.

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What fresh hell is this?

Strapples
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23 Jan 2011, 11:23 pm

Granted but blu-ray just like HD-DVD goes obsolete vaporware!

I wish for more time in a day!

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CockneyRebel
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23 Jan 2011, 11:26 pm

Granted, but you have to be up at 4 in the morning.

I wish that money grew on trees.

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betamaxx
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24 Jan 2011, 12:14 am

granted its a 3rd world currency that is virtually worthless

i wish that basic was still a widely used and still a powerful programing language

Strapples
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24 Jan 2011, 8:53 pm

Granted! but it crashes ALL the time

I wish i wasn't so stressed!

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

betamaxx
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25 Jan 2011, 6:42 am

granted you are incredibly depressed instead

i wish i own a u-matic video recorder\player (that works)
a tv(also works)
the nessicary cables for it (not broken)
and an uninteruptable power supply
and a stack of fully functioning tapes

Descartes
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25 Jan 2011, 11:10 am

Granted, but somebody breaks into your home and steals it.

I wish I weren't so overwhelmed with one particular class.

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One-Winged-Angel
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25 Jan 2011, 2:42 pm

You are expelled and will never graduate.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

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Wallourdes
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25 Jan 2011, 8:15 pm

Granted. For the price of your eternal soul this has been made possible :lol:

~

I wish for a assistant

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RedheadedStep_Child
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25 Jan 2011, 10:07 pm

Granted. Here he is:

I wish for a chauffeur.

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LadyDi
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25 Jan 2011, 11:47 pm

granted, but the definition of "wicked" includes you.

I wish that with NO change to myself and no reduction in numbers of people, I become the most hateful, wicked, mean, stupid, ignorant, selfish, unhealthiest, intolerant, poorest person on earth.

KittenWithAWhip
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26 Jan 2011, 1:42 am

Granted. Everyone else on earth becomes loving, kind, unselfish, healthy, wealthy, and wise, so you become the opposite by default.

I wish to be cloned so I can be here and there.

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RedheadedStep_Child
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26 Jan 2011, 11:26 am

Granted, but your clone constantly misbehaves and now you are always in trouble.

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Descartes
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26 Jan 2011, 1:45 pm

I wish RedheadedStep_Child remembered to make a wish. :wink:

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Strapples
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26 Jan 2011, 2:31 pm

Granted! he makes many wishes about toilets…

I wish that WP would stop losing my posts… its acting weird!

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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