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14 Jan 2019, 9:02 pm

be like pete rose and walk through hell wearing a gasoline suit



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14 Jan 2019, 9:47 pm

Be like Lance Armstrong: take unfair advantage, and decide that you deserve to.


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14 Jan 2019, 11:09 pm

be like lucifer and cause all this mess throughout the universe or at least on earth.



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15 Jan 2019, 11:07 am

Yell the national anthem right now as loud as you can.



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15 Jan 2019, 12:05 pm

Stroll through a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and sing ‘Deutschland Uber Alles’ as loud as you can.


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16 Jan 2019, 4:09 am

eat a poundcake topped with arsenic sauce



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16 Jan 2019, 6:02 am

Eat a pound of cake.


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17 Jan 2019, 12:31 am

eat a pound of salt.



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17 Jan 2019, 1:52 am

Use a pound of sugar as bath salts.


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17 Jan 2019, 1:54 am

pour a pound of sugar into the gas tank.



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17 Jan 2019, 6:35 am

Pour a bottle of pancake syrup in your water heater.


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18 Jan 2019, 2:56 am

put salt in all your coffee and chocolate milk.



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18 Jan 2019, 6:39 pm

Use Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup as shampoo.


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19 Jan 2019, 1:50 am

Ask anyone...ANYone, how they think Trump is doing as president.


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19 Jan 2019, 3:02 am

ask a MAGA what he would do if Il Trumpo took away his social security and medicare.



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19 Jan 2019, 6:30 am

When some supercilious little fashionista starts spouting off about Trump, remind the creature that because of him, we have the tallest, prettiest, best-dressed First Lady in the world.

Watch them gasp, stutter, and, hopefully, faint.

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