Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you become trapped in the game.

I wish I was never sick.

Granted. No corruption advised!

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I wish for my own independent space station

(I don't understand how you granted the last wish. care to explain?)

Granted. You are the only person living on the station, you forget to ask someone to bring fuel up and fall back into the earth's atmosphere and burn up and die.

I wish fast food was healthy.

This thread is about corrupting ones wishes, but in some cases no corruption will be applied as in people granted you your wish unaltered.



Granted. Your body now needs fats and sugars to feed your throwback brain. Mee wants BigMaak!

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I wish for a new and fully functioning Warthog vehicle from the game Halo

Granted, but along with the Warthog you receive 20 cloaked energy sword wielding Covenant Elite shock troops.



I wish for a fleet of Marza Dreadnoughts from the game Sins Of A Solar Empire.

Granted! but me not knowing what those things are i give you a bunch of MARZIPAN DOUGHNUTS

I wish for a system that would tag my photos on flickr for me… (commentary: so.. boring.. yet so necessary of a job…)

Granted. Suddenly thousands of photos are correctly tagged in a deadpan, but affectionate matter.

I wish I had a Zero Room where I could simply exit reality for a bit.

Granted, You return to this reality a million years in the future after enjoying the zero room for so long.

I wish for one of those food materializes in star trek. (Trekkie fans please do not come after me for forgetting names )

Granted, but then a bunch of spacecraft take the building you're in to Frogstar world B where you're instructed to go out the window by a weird guy who often attempts to eat towels, but you instead go out the door. A disembodied voice directs you to a room where there is a cupcake hooked up to a scanning device of some sort which is also connected to a closet sized holodeck. You're told you must go into that holodeck and when you do you see the whole universe instantaneously from a ubiquitous perspective.



I wish to operate a restaurant.

Granted, however for each kg of mass created you require 8.99 * 10^16 Joules of energy, which means after the first time you use it your electric company determines you're unable to pay the bill and thus sends bounty hunters after you.

Oh, BTW, the term is Replicator. Quite different from Stargate version though.


My wish was in my last post.

Thank you.

Granted, but having no experience running a business you soon go bankrupt and are forced to sell your children.... even though you have no children

I wish I could manipulate light

Granted but ultraviolet and infrared only

I wish for a Rhumbaba cake

Granted, but then Ali Baba steals it, and runs away to Babylon, to feed to his elephant Babar. Have a Twinkie?

I wish for evil to be vanquished.

Granted, but so is all good.

I wish for electric cars to become the norm.

Granted, and everyone's car is now completely electric with a 40 mile range on full charge. However, nobody knows this initially and a lot of walking has to occur the first day because the batteries aren't charged. Also, those who attempt to fill their tank with gas and jump start their car manage to turn their cars into infernos.



I wish travel by airship were commonplace.

Granted, but it is only commonplace for squirrels.

I wish politicians were honest.