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31 Jan 2011, 3:17 pm

Granted, and none of them are ever elected again.



*I wish for my stepdad to build a transporter and accidentally beam himself into space.*



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31 Jan 2011, 3:51 pm

Granted. After a few orbits in space, he is automatically transported back to his default return location-your living room. Now you have to fix the hole in your ceiling and floor.


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31 Jan 2011, 5:45 pm

By wishing nothing you are doomed to the endless void for an undetermined time!

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I wish for a fully operational railgun


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31 Jan 2011, 5:49 pm

Granted. You have it, a very large railgun and it launches you into the ocean.

I wish I could have stayed in bed today.


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31 Jan 2011, 6:10 pm

Granted. You where trapped in bed and held there by an invisible force, missing all the fun outside!

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I wish for a unified Earth


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31 Jan 2011, 6:12 pm

Granted, Pangaea.

I wish my cat could fly.



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31 Jan 2011, 6:21 pm

Granted, and your cat reaches escape velocity.


I wish people would start showing interest in space again.



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31 Jan 2011, 6:29 pm

Granted. The monkey-to-the-sun project is planned in 2020!

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I wish I could swim in the deepest seas no matter the depth and have endless breath


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31 Jan 2011, 6:44 pm

Granted, you get stung by jellyfish.

I wish I had my own island.



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31 Jan 2011, 6:44 pm

Granted, you now own Antarctica.



I wish to own a brigantine ship.



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31 Jan 2011, 6:45 pm

Granted. You are in charge of a lepper colony and have to spend the rest of your life on this little island you 'own'.


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31 Jan 2011, 6:46 pm

granted you inherited a shipwreak.

i wish I could use duct tape to fix anything.



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31 Jan 2011, 6:50 pm

Granted and then you learn the difference between the words "could" and "should".



I wish spacecraft would be built with massive helium compartments allowing for lift by buoyancy prior to using rocket fuel.



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31 Jan 2011, 6:52 pm

[quote="iamnotaparakeet"]Granted and then you learn the difference between the words "could" and "should".



YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!! !! ! I know too many people who would not understand this.



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31 Jan 2011, 9:33 pm

Granted, but there's a heindenberg-esque catastrophe the first time they try to launch one and everybody over-reacts and cancels further development.

I wish my internet would behave.



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31 Jan 2011, 9:35 pm

Granted, your internet behaves like a toddler.

I wish I could have more garlic bread.