Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You have more garlic bread. Lots more. So much more that it forms a garlic bread black hole and pulls you in.

I wish I was home already.

Granted. Your wish cannot be corrupted as Garlic is the holiest of pursuits.

Looks like someone posted a few seconds before I did. For this, I relocate your home to the moon! Have fun suffocating.

I wish I could say Candlejack withou

Granted. You say "Candlejack withou". Unfortunately, this seems to have offended a passing stranger, and he attacks you violently.

I wish I knew what I want to eat for dinner.

granted. though the only restaraunt to serve your food is located on another continent.

I wish for my milkshake to be bottomless.

The bottom falls out and you now have a lap full of milkshake.

I wish for an indestructible pencil that never wears down and perfectly erases any writing without leaving smudges or any other trace of the mistake.

Granted, the pencil belongs to somebody else

I wish I didn't have to brush my teeth to keep them healthy.

Granted, you now have to consume the living flesh of puppies and kittens or suffer unbearable toothaches.

I wish for everything I touch to turn into insanity wood.

Granted. A crazed dentist pulls out all your teeth.

I wish that my wish would not be granted.

Yensid granted, your wish is ignored.

you touching the insanity wood as your turn it into insanity wood turns you insane. Your hands are chopped off.

I wish pop music was more meaningful.

Granted. The lyrics to all pop songs will now be taken from books of philosophy.

I wish that people would not post messages at the same time as I do.

Granted, there is a single computer with access to each forum.
(no hard feelings, honest, it is just bad luck)

I wish for another milkshake to replace the one I finished.

Granted, according to Einstein no two events are simultaneous exactly unless they are the same event.



I wish that when I go to work that the bosses would not play a radio station which seems to only play two songs: "What's my name?" and "Raise your glass" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over for the entire length of time I'm there.

Granted, but it costs the same price as the last one.


(My wish in post above)

Granted. That particular radio station explodes.

I wish for students to participate fully in jazz band and learn their music.

Granted but they only play Jazz versions of Slayer songs

I wish for a moment when things were restful.

No problem. I find it amusing, actually. A little annoying, but mostly amusing.



Granted. You are stranded on a desert island. You have many moments that are restful. Years and years of them.