Corrupt A Wish

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Robinson Crusoe type overwhelming peace and quiet? I thought it was humorous to read the description of the character of Crusoe's reaction to waking up hearing his name be called only to realize it was his parrot after a few moments of extreme paranoia.


I wish for a wish to twist so that this game might not go splish.

I wish that I will never forget to make a wish. In fact, I wish that everybody from now on remembers to make a wish.

Bonus wish: I wish that I could figure out the proper grammar to use to describe a future wish.

Granted, but first you need to visit the Restaurant At The End Of The Universe in order to hear colloquial time traveler's grammatical usage.


I wish that I will have had a wish not corrupted eventually someday or another, possibly in the nearish future perhaps maybe once upon sometime or another.

Granted, this wish is granted.

I wish I wouldn't get sick.



(I think that finding strange ways to "grant wishes" can be fun.)

Granted. You get dissected alive for experimental tests to reproduce your immunity to illness. (Not letting you get away this time )

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I wish people are a little bit wiser in general.

In much wisdom is much grief, and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

I wish for Werbert to come back.

Granted, Werbert comes back as an octopus.

I wish cell phones did not run out of batteries.

Granted, but now you have to carry around a solar array.



I wish that people would use radios more often, as that would decrease the quantity demanded of cell phone minutes and thereby encouraging companies to reduce their prices.

Granted. People use radios all the time, so that cell phone companies go out of business. The remaining companies raise their prices.

I wish that my iPhone had more storage.

All iPhones now have extra memory which is used to store advertisements that play whenever you do anything. Some of its original space is also now taken up by a security feature which makes it absolutely impossible to jailbreak.

I wish for video game technology to immediately jump forward twenty years.

Granted, video game technology is currently incompatible with all televisions.

I wish for headphones which you can switch on and off the noise cancellation affect.

Granted but they only do it once.

I wish for a bowl of Strawberries.

Granted, they are fossilized.

I wish for a plate of fresh crepes.

Granted, someone spilt Cayenne pepper in the mixture.

I wish for a fossilised Strawberry de-follising ray gun

Granted, the strawberries were fossilized mouldy.

I wish for a ton of maple syrup to put over my cayenne pepper crepes.

Granted, it has a ton of cayenne pepper in it.

I wish for Strawberry demoulding powder