Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Although he nicked your legs and got it back to Robocop just before he got destroyed, T3 got vaporized by Robocop's phaser.

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I wish for the flying monkeys union to be disbanded and the flying monkeys to be brainwashed to do my bidding. I want my controllers to work!

Granted! They turn against you and revolt!

I wish my hair to be red!

Granted! You are now Bozo the Clown.

I wish the moon was made of green cheese.

Granted, but the sun melts it and now the earth is covered with green cheese sauce.

I wish to be able to fly- without a plane or other man-made machinery.

Granted, you accidentally fall off of a high-rise and hit a trampoline 30 stories down. Then you land on the pavement down below.

I wish there were no bad drivers on the roads.

Granted! Now nobody is allowed to drive.

I wish that TV had fewer commercials.

Granted. There are fewer commercials, but they're all really long.

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow.

Granted! Tomorrow's classes are rescheduled for Saturday.

I wish that TV had fewer minutes of commercials.

Granted, TV has fewer minutes of programming and replaces the lost time with a video of a cat yawning.

I wish there were no trick questions on tests.

Granted, there's just really hard questions with no tricks.

I wish I had an ice cream.

(trick questions are the only hard questions )



Granted, you have an icecream. a single molecule of icecream.

I wish I had ice cream too.

Granted, I give you an icecream but it melts.

I wish I had peace of mind

Granted, but due to gross misunderstanding, you are instead given a literal piece of somebody's mind.

I wish to play in the snow tomorrow.

Granted, you start 5 metres down in the snow

I wish to be able to roll my tongue

Granted. Your tongue is now like one of a chameleon.

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I wish for a bonzai tree

Granted, although it is 10meters high.

I wish for a bass guitar.