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20 Jan 2019, 5:52 am

call the FBI and Secret Service and tell them what you really think.



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20 Jan 2019, 4:11 pm

Call the FBI and ask ‘Are you still looking for Jimmy Hoffa?’


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20 Jan 2019, 4:21 pm

If you want something from a shop just take it. Paying for stuff is overrated :P



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20 Jan 2019, 7:08 pm

Use soy sauce as pancake syrup.


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20 Jan 2019, 7:25 pm

Go to the mall any day of the week


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21 Jan 2019, 12:09 am

shower naked in public on a crowded street.



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21 Jan 2019, 7:13 am

Feel free to walk into anybody's house, they won't mind.



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21 Jan 2019, 11:05 am

Don’t donate money or help ppl who clearly could use the help. It’s every man n woman for him n herself. Build up a large fortune no matter what it takes (that includes dishonesty n cheating people).

When you are richer than anyone you know, you can donate to charities publicly to maintain your image.


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21 Jan 2019, 11:08 am

On a job interview, tell them you're not flexible and you often end jobs quickly. Tell them you actually hate working and only do it cuz you must.


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21 Jan 2019, 11:13 am

Camp outside during extreme Cold weather warnings such as today’s


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21 Jan 2019, 11:21 am

Annoy an alligator.


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21 Jan 2019, 12:08 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Annoy an alligator.


How?


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21 Jan 2019, 12:15 pm

Stand very close and bounce a tennis ball off of his forehead.


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22 Jan 2019, 2:39 am

French kiss a crocodile.



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22 Jan 2019, 12:55 pm

Pick a fight with an anaconda.


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22 Jan 2019, 4:16 pm

Remove the second anode lead from a television picture tube(CRT) without first grounding it to the chassis/


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