World of constant war (attack previous or next poster)

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Excellent! You found my decoy base and took off with the cloned Chris. It's like a trojan horse, and as soon as both of you are safely locked in that tank, it explodes and kills you.

the decoy does not explode as the neoprene liquid seeps into the decoy and shorts out the mechanism... i unlock the tank and begin to negotiate with you... you agree to give me the real chris back after i give you unlimited neoprene for free from my factory.

So you become allied with mine and ThatMew's empire in Austin. Your factory will produce great shielding to resist explosive weaponry.

Completes the first level, recovers all damage I took and takes a elavator to reach the starting point of level 2.

*fires PATRIOT compact automatic sidearm at the next poster*

(That's a very short barreled M4 rifle, with a barrel clip.)

Since I was wearing bullet proof armor I do not get wounded.

Grabs the first piece of the gauntlet,and requests a light monorail. The monorail takes me to the start point of the third level. As soon as I reach that point I use my cloneing machine and I clone myself.

I've tampered with your cloning machine, and your clones are all coming out limbless and senseless. They'll make a nice power source for me.

Whale sized chris eats KateShroud and then gives Strapples a big tight hug...

I like raw meet, so I eat my way out through Chris's belly. Ever seen the movie alien? Now for that I use my shrink ray on you, and you're back to about two inches tall. I have you in one hand now. Unfortunately Chris is way too big to handle you without crushing you, and if he makes one move toward me, I'll do it myself. Now what'd you have to go and do that for? I would've let you be the top neoprene producer in our empire. Now you're just a science project.

i use a time machine remote to take us all back to right before i made my last decision...

i decide to continue producing neoprene for you guys... chris is still the size of a whale, but has not eaten you..

i decide to have chris give me a big tight hug

While that was going on, I go through the third level's enemies like they were frozen. Then I take another elevator to the fourth level, the first of three bosses. This boss was very armored, so battling this monster would take some time.

Too bad you took a wrong elevator, and it crashed.

chris decides to give you a hug but squishes you so tight you faint (but dont die)

chris decides to give you a hug but squishes you so tight you faint (but dont die)

I'm afraid Chris has hugged you so tight, that he partially squishes your time remote, so you're stuck in a temporal loop.
I'm afraid that Chris hugs you so tight that he partially squishes your time remote, so you're stuck in a temporal loop.

so does this technically mean the ultra tight hug is never ending???

how is that a bad thing... that would be the best thing to happen to me in life.... be wrapped up in a hug for life

being that the entire world is in this timeloop no business in the world gets done...

luckily my remote has a safety feature to deactivate if a button is held down for more than 24 hours... so just wait one more day..