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Granted. You don't play the bass guitar, the bass guitar plays you and stops when it's satisfied!

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I wish for a pristine Goudse cheese.

Granted. You only get one small piece of it. Then it gets stolen by Jerry the mouse and Tom the cat is not around to catch him, so you just lost your cheese.

I wish my old computer would be fixed, so I can keep the laptop for myself without having to share it.

Granted. Your old computer is fixed., but now your laptop is broken.

I wish I was going to Disneyland.

Granted, however a hurricane happens just prior to your flight to Florida preventing you from arriving there.



I wish that there were centrifugal space stations.

Granted, a new video game called "interstellar" uses centrifugal space stations as command ships.

I wish my mom made really good banana bread.

Granted. She make so much banana bread that you come to hate it, and she won't stop making it.

I wish we worked two days a week, and had a 5-day weekend.

Granted, you only get paid for those two days and your pay is reduced with inflation increasing. (not quite sure if inflation can increase, may be redundancy)

I wish there was an audiobook that comes along with your paper book when you buy it.

Granted but then the cost of the books increase with the increased cost of materials and shipping.


I wish I hadn't just clipped my own hair. Now my wife is going to kill me.

Granted, you don't clip your hair, someone mistakes you for a Yeti when you and your wife go for a walk in the country, and bags himself a "notaparakeet" skin pelt with a double-barreled shotgun

I wish I was better with Complex Numbers.

Granted, you forget how to use simple numbers.

I wish I was a good drummer.

Granted, a ton of money falls on you and crushes your legs. You can either live a lavish life as a paraplegic or use the money for new legs since insurance doesn't cover tons of money.

I wish I had an elf friend.

Granted, you get Kreacher.

I wish I had some handicrete.

Granted. You are moments from embarking on a 'special' voyage where handicrete comes really handy in making a concrete block mould to your feet. Say hello to the fishes for me!

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I wish my pristine Goudse Cheese wasn't stolen, but that I could eat it myself.

Granted, you are allowed to eat the cheese on the condition that you sell yourself into slavery.

I wish our society was more open to new ideas.

Granted, but you now have an allergy to dairy products.

I wish I didn't need glasses.