Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, a giant monster named Wish destroys your house.

I wish for an unbroken copy of Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis

Granted, somebody made a photocopy and gave it to you in perfect condition.

I wish I didn't add twice the shortening and forget the egg to my cookies.

Granted, but my god theres a lot of salt in there.

I wish for that which cannot be spoken

You meet with Voldemort.

I wish for a tricycle

Wish granted, it's missing 2 wheels.

I wish for a unicorn.

Granted, its here http://www.brucegray.com/htmlfolder/htm ... cycle.html

I wish for a Lamington (strawberry)

Granted, but it's a Strawberry Lamington flavoured Dalmation.

I still wish for a unicorn.

Alright you get your Unicorn, its a plastic figurine though

I wish for an incorruptible wish to use in this thread

Granted. It is so boring that nobody reads it, so nobody corrupts it.

I wish I wouldn' t forget to make wishes.

Granted, you make contiunuous withses for your speling to improv

I wish I had a robotic maid.

Granted, she is a kinky French Maid and the experience is very painful.

I wish for a real, alive, unicorn.

Granted, you get an Elasmotherium.

I wish I wish I was air breathing fish that can walk on land.

Wish Granted, no corruption needed (good luck getting a girlfriend).

I wish I had a turtle.

(Sweet! No Girlfriend EVER! )
Granted, you get Bowser

I wish to bring a gun to a knife fight

Granted. No corruption advised. (You should have wished for bullets, you're going to get stabbed)

I wish for super speed.

You crash into a nearby building.

I wish for wyvern.