Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You do not want to know what your wyvern does to you.

I wish I had the power to make people shut up.

Granted, however once you select who to shut up, they can never talk again.

I wish I could go to New York City.

Granted. You have to sent to the grounds of New York City in 21AD

I wish I had a samurai sword.

Granted, you also get samuri armor and you get killed by a bunch of ninjas.

I wish I could fly.

This is a bad thing?



Granted. You should have wished you could land.

I wish I had the power to make annoying people go to sleep.

Granted, but these people end up sleeping forever until they die.

I wish I could fly and be able to land.

Granted, you can land, so long as there's land high up. It's all sky high from here.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Granted, it is a really angry Mandrill that rips you limb from limb.

I wish to be able to get to the ground.

Wish granted, you're alive and constantly burning in the centre of the Earth.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, but it works like a mirror in every direction, so thats a bit bothersome

I wish I could do a cartwheel

Granted, but you have to do a never ending cartwheel for the rest of your life.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift.

Granted, you can do it once into the Dino in your avatar

I wish to stop cartwheeling, its hard to hold my computer

Granted you are now paralysed

I wish to serve the Dark Lord Cthulu

granted. You now lie unsleeping beside him for many aeons. It is boring being a minion.

I wish for a minion.

You get a twinkie as your minion to do your bidding.

I wish to serve the Light Lord Hluchut

Yes, if it is a person you want to make amends with later when you're in a better mood. But you can't.