Corrupt A Wish

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Wish granted. You may ride on my back.

I wish I could sleep in longer.

Granted. You now have pneumonia and will have to spend the next month in bed.

I wish I had a better camera.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for broadband Internet connection on my home computer, dial-up sucks.

Granted. Your computer has broadband but it will only work in your town dump so you can't pass as many people by without corruption.

I wish for a turnip.

Granted. You're forced to eat it.

I wish to be corrupted.

Wish Granted. The wish to be corrupted has been corrupted so you are a pure Christian.

I wish I had technopathy.

Granted but I don't know what that is so I've decided its an inability to use technology..

I wish I knew what technopathy is.

Granted. You must go on the heroes wiki to find out.

I wish Heroes were screening Volume 6.

Uhh, granted but its volume Six of um some boring show

I wish I had a magic wand

Wish Granted, it can only turn mushrooms into stalkers. (Btw Heroes is awesome)

I wish my friend had told me if she were truly dieing.

..Granted, but she actually said dieting, and no she likes KFC too much for that.

I wish my son had not had those fits when he was little and I thought he was dieing in my arms.

Granted. He was dieing in your arms.

I wish I were in a better mood so I weren't so insensitive.

Granted, you become in such a good mood that you are incredibly insensitive to bad mood people. You become like that movie with Robin Williams where he is a stupid clown Dr (Patch Adams). People are suicidal and you go and squirt water pistols in their face for fun.

I wish most of my wishes didn't revolve around food.

Granted, you starve to death.

I wish the school had at cost food which won't kill me if I ate it.

Granted. You will die if you ever stop eating it.

I wish I could forget that one person and only that one person.