Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for my family to be more understanding of AS.

Granted. They understand AS better than anyone else in the world but they can't remember who you are.

I wish I could make myself bleed without cutting.

Granted! You are now a girl and will bleed every month, however you also get all the crazy hormones with it and will likely go insane.

I wish I could get paid without actually working...

Granted. You get paid one cent per year.

I wish that I could convert all of my books to e-books and save a lot of space.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for the ability to run my own business.

Granted, you become so successful that everyone else sues you.

I wish to be a Dungeon Overlord

Granted, you have to do despicable acts on them or get fired

I wish the house was full of false walls like in Scooby Doo

Granted, there are no floors.

I wish humans had evolved with chloroplasts in their skin and didn't need to eat so we wouldn't all starve to death.

Granted, but all of your favourite foods are wiped off the face of the Earth and sent to some starving aliens on a planet millions of miles away. That goes for all the resources too, so no more food can be made.

I wish I was the best guitarist in the world.

granted you play so fast people don't understand what you are playing.

No wish, so the gods of corrupt wishes grant you their own idea.

Granted. You are now covered in bananas and stuck in the monkey cage.

I wish that I had the newest, fastest macbook pro.

Granted, you have to pay 50bucks for each application download.

I wish for all round skills.

Granted, you only have skills with things that are round.

I wish for a Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation.

YOU'RE DIVIDING BY ZERO.

I wish to get 150 rings.

Granted. You are now infected with 150 ring worms.

I wish that I could reverse time.

Granted, it plays back exactly the same way as it did before.

I wish I didn't corrupt Yensid's wish.