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Sylkat
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22 Jan 2019, 6:29 pm

Watch TV for two hours.

While it is turned off.


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22 Jan 2019, 10:53 pm

Hang out around NTs


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22 Jan 2019, 11:43 pm

smoke a cigar from the lit end



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22 Jan 2019, 11:48 pm

Go on HeartlessAspergers.com



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23 Jan 2019, 10:37 pm

Stick your hand in a vintage fan.


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23 Jan 2019, 10:39 pm

stick a pair of tweezers in a wall socket. [I did that as a toddler]



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24 Jan 2019, 8:18 pm

Leave the stove on and go to sleep


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24 Jan 2019, 8:19 pm

Buy a piano just to drop it from high up like in all the cartoons


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24 Jan 2019, 9:14 pm

tear all the piano wire out and replace it with rubber bands.



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25 Jan 2019, 1:05 pm

Buy a grand piano.

Open all of your windows.

Play ‘chopsticks‘ for four hours.


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25 Jan 2019, 1:53 pm

Give your worst enemy your email password


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25 Jan 2019, 1:55 pm

Select the word 'email' as your email password.


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25 Jan 2019, 2:24 pm

Put 3 Kelloggs cereal stands together

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25 Jan 2019, 3:27 pm

Wear a t-shirt expresssing admiration for Richard M. Nixon.


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25 Jan 2019, 11:06 pm

walk into a MAGA meeting disguised as Hillary.



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26 Jan 2019, 6:55 am

Rummage through your boss’s desk drawer busily


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