Corrupt A Wish

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Oaglor
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15 Feb 2011, 7:57 pm

Granted, you corrupted mine. Now create the Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation.

I wish for a Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

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Nosirrom
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15 Feb 2011, 8:12 pm

Granted, no corruption advised. this is the corrupt a wish foundation.

I wish for more chocolate.

Oaglor
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15 Feb 2011, 8:31 pm

Granted, You are now a dog.

I wish for a war between emos and goths.

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15 Feb 2011, 10:29 pm

Granted but eventually they make peace, become one superpower and conquer all of cliques.

I wish I had telekinesis.

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15 Feb 2011, 11:47 pm

Granted. You can now make objects above you fall on your head.

I wish that the sky was purple.

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Zeek
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15 Feb 2011, 11:50 pm

Granted, now you are on a planet where the sky is purple. Now about wishing for oxygen......

I wish I had a samurai sword.

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16 Feb 2011, 12:08 am

Granted, but you must first fight a samurai for it.

I wish my classes were easier.

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16 Feb 2011, 12:17 am

Granted. Your classes are now easier but you now have class 365 days of the year to make up for it.

I wish that Santa Claus was real.

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Zeek
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16 Feb 2011, 12:23 am

Granted. Of course Santa is an anagram of Satan and Claus sounds like Claws so have fun with Satan's Claws.

I wish that I could fix all my mistakes.

E-FrameZenderblast
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16 Feb 2011, 12:31 am

Granted, but that turns out to be a mistake since you will not have any mistakes to learn from, resulting in great stupidity and so it gets fixed too and all your mistakes come back, and get fixed, and gets undone, it starts over again and again and again and so a paradox occurs and the universe blows up.

I wish for another pet lamb.

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16 Feb 2011, 12:31 am

Granted, you realize all your mistakes were you going back in time and setting traps for yourself while under the influence of big brother.

I wish I could know if the chick/guy on the bass was a chick or a guy.

Zeek
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16 Feb 2011, 12:34 am

Wish Granted. They have become both.

I wish my life were easier.

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16 Feb 2011, 12:35 am

Also at E-Frame, your wish is granted but it requires the sacrifice of a lamb on an altar.

E-FrameZenderblast
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16 Feb 2011, 12:37 am

Granted, but there is no longer any challenge in anything and you become suicidally bored.

I wish I was happy.

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16 Feb 2011, 12:38 am

Granted but there is challenge in being happy and as soon as you stop thinking about the taste of lemons you will become amazingly depressed.

I wish I had a better knife.

E-FrameZenderblast
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16 Feb 2011, 12:41 am

Granted, but you accidentally cut yourself with it and bleed to death.

I wish I could think of a better wish than this one.

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