Corrupt A Wish

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You didn't give me a corruption, it was a bonus.

Your wish is granted, you wish for a unicorn to marry you and you are now happily married.

I wish for E-Frames unicorn to not hurt me.

Granted, but my dragon most certainly WILL.

I wish that I could save the life of the girl I love.

Granted. You now love an eighty year old Granny who you will keep alive for twenty years with your love.

I wish I knew what was going inside my friends head. (She worries me)

GAAAGH!

Granted, but the unimaginable horrors within torture you to insanity.

I wish I was motivated.

Wish Granted. You are now more motivated the Granny you're in love with.

I wish I had a nice cheese.

Granted, it is nice but smells horrid.

I wish the girl who had a crush on me was my own age.

Wish Granted but you don't care because you love your granny too much.

I wish for you to not be distracted by other womens looks, only your grannys.

Granted, I fell in love with a girl called granny.

I wish for pie.

Wish Granted. It is a giant pie inside of which is an eighty year old stripper (your girlfriend) who will perform for you.

I wish for you to not corrupt my wish.

Wish granted, your wish for your wish to not be corrupt is granted, leaving your next wish to be corruptable.

I wish you remembered the part about me wishing for the girl to be my age.

Wish Granted, I never forgot. You wish for a girl your age to be interested in you, but your 80 year old is all you want.

I wish you'd be more specific in your wishes.

Granted, each wish is 84 A4 pages long, and over-runs the PHP script and crashes WP so you can't read it.\

I wish for world peace and that stuff

Granted, the world turns into peas.

I wish for control over my own feelings towards other people and myself. since I obviously don't have that already.

Granted but you decide raging anger is the best option for all situations

I wish the world pea was in some galaxial soup

Wish granted, the world pea is in a soup which includes salmon, turkey and brussel sprouts.

I wish for a tasty and good smelling cheese.

Granted! No corruption advised!

I wish for some bread with that cheese