Corrupt A Wish

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Wish Granted, I have eaten all the cheese.

I wish for a salmon to slap someone with.

Granted, its tinned you have to make a poultice and slap them, its very messy and really there's not much slap-ness in it

I wish for some Hummus for my bread

Wish Granted, you have hummus but I have eaten your bread.

I wish to get drunk.

Granted, you wake up with a terrible headache, no clothes on, lying in the street, coming home to realize the walls are all pink and there are several dogs in your house.

I wish for people to be straightforward about drugs.

Wish Granted. People are straightforward about everything, to the point of hurting you.

I wish I had the cheezles.

Wish granted. Trouble is that "Cheezles" is also the name of an exotic disease and you're now covered in boils and honk melodiously when squeezed.

I wish I was 2" taller.

Wish Granted. Of course you'll be lying down when the wish comes true then you'll be 2 feet (60 centimetres) closer to the roof.

I wish I had less body fat.

Wish granted. Of course being literal, and you not having specified how much less - you're now a bag of dry bones. Happy rattling!

I wish I had one bar of solid gold.

Sadly, gold has lost its value since there is a brand new metal discovered. If you sold your gold you would only get £5.

I wish I could go to Borneo

Granted. Unfortunately you didn't wish for accommodations or supplies, so you are starving.

I wish that electronics used normal plugs, not use those big plug-in wall adaptors.

Wish granted - unfortunately it was granted by an anagram enthusiast, so you're now wresting with an angry Chinaman called Pang Roll Sum who you're trying to stuff into a wall socket like normal plugs.

I wish I could find a decent pair of shoes.

Granted, but you can't afford them.

I wish I could go back in time and see what neanderthals looked like.

Granted, but being pampered by stuff from modern times all of your life has made you unprepared for primitive life. You become the lunch of a hungry beast. Oh, and you also drastically altered the future because of your presence. Way to go.
I wish we had awesome virtual reality technology.

Granted, but no one can tell what's real or what's not any more.

I wish I could change my hairstyle whenever I wanted, just by magic-ing it that way.

Granted, but you also become a medusa.
I wish the guys were the girls and vice-versa.

Granted, but the swap is complete in every detail and so the net change is zero.

I wish water would flow uphill for a change.