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Granted, but the water from the ocean went uphill into land and destroyed land life from flooding as well as aquatic life from the lack of water where the ocean was supposed to be.
I wish people would age backwards.

Granted. You are now a primitive amino acid.

I wish chickens laid square eggs.

Granted, but the corners of the eggs caused severe internal damage to the hens trying to lay the eggs.
I wish cartoon characters were real.

Granted, and you're immediately beaten to a pulp by Tom & Jerry because you laughed at them, but since you're not a cartoon you don't go "booooing" and spring back to life.

I wish trees could talk.

Granted, but you hear their screams of pain when they are being cut down.
I wish that 5 + 2 = 6.

Granted, but the entire world of maths and physics collapses as a result, and we all end up in caves. Again.

I wish my computer had more than 1 core.

Granted, you open your computer to find two apple cores.

I wish I had more time to do my homework.

Granted. You have twice as much time to do your homework and four times as much homework.

I wish that it was 13 o'clock.

Granted, you wake up in a totalitarian society with big brother watching over your every thought.

I wish I knew somebody IRL with HFA that I could relate to.

Wish Granted. Unfortunately that person isn't interested in you.

I wish for love.

Granted, it is a horse. And it is madly in love with you.

I wish zeek would come up with more interesting corruptions.

Wish Granted. Unfortunately in being corrupted you have been transported to 6 planets at once and turned into a pancake on all of them while still feeling it.

I wish people listened to what I was saying when I want them to.

Granted, they listen yet all they hear is a constant meowing.

I wish my band teacher would let me play the bari sax.

Granted but you have a new teacher who is deaf and named Barry. He thinks you are asking to play with Barry's Sex and consents.

I wish I could speak Japanese, Russian and English.

Granted, but no one else does.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

Granted, but that was it right there.

I wish I knew what E-FrameZenderBlast meant