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Oaglor
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18 Feb 2011, 11:53 pm

Granted, but it ends up in German. . .and it seems to say something about killing an entire people.

I wish for Westboro to be gone forever.

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19 Feb 2011, 12:25 am

Granted. They move in with you.

I wish that all tall people would become short and all short people would become tall.

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19 Feb 2011, 12:57 am

Granted, now basketball is worse than it was and short jokes have become even worse.

I wish for all fat people to turn skinny and skinny people turn fat.

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19 Feb 2011, 4:07 am

You were skinny.

I wish I had a Coca-Cola with some French fries...

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19 Feb 2011, 4:49 am

Granted. You now have a Coca-Cola with french fries floating in it.

I wish that I had a better sense of humor.

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19 Feb 2011, 9:55 am

Granted, but only you understand it.

I wish I had no debts.

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19 Feb 2011, 1:48 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Granted, but only you understand it.

That's how it is now! I have a great sense of humor, but 90% of it is misunderstood by other people.

Quote:

I wish I had no debts.

Granted. Your debts are now canceled, but you are now an indentured servant for the next 20 years.

I wish that other people understood my sense of humor.

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19 Feb 2011, 2:15 pm

Granted, they now understand it, but now they are creeped out.

I wish for some fried chicken.

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19 Feb 2011, 3:02 pm

Granted. You have a bowl of fried chicken... feathers. Enjoy!

I wish everyone was friends with everyone else.

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19 Feb 2011, 3:03 pm

Yensid wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

Granted, but only you understand it.

That's how it is now! I have a great sense of humor, but 90% of it is misunderstood by other people.

(ticks the same box)

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19 Feb 2011, 9:41 pm

Cornflake wrote:

I wish everyone was friends with everyone else.

Granted. The world falls apart because everybody wants to do the same thing, take the same job, etc.

I wish everybody was a cat lover.

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20 Feb 2011, 2:39 am

Granted. Cat kebabs, cat schnitzel..you get the picture

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20 Feb 2011, 2:45 am

Granted... but the cats get so freaked out, they move to a different planet.

I wish the glazes on my clay experiments finally worked out.

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20 Feb 2011, 2:47 am

I guess my wish should by: I wished I was quicker coming up with a wish :lol:

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20 Feb 2011, 8:42 am

Granted. But they come so thick and fast you're unable to say any of them through overload.

I wish the word 'Borneo' was pronounced like 'Zzzt'.

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20 Feb 2011, 12:11 pm

Cornflake wrote:

I wish the word 'Borneo' was pronounced like 'Zzzt'.

Granted, now the entire lexicography of all spoken languages are now also pronounced as 'Zzzt'.

I currently have no idea of what to wish for.

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