Corrupt A Wish

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The granters of corrupted wishes have chosen a wish for you.

Granted. You are now swimming in a vat of chunky peanut butter. It is raining grape jelly.

I wish that birds would not start singing so early in the morning.

Granted. They now sing even more loudly every night, just as you're going to sleep, and they do it all night.

I wish all my domestic electricity usage was free.

Granted. Your loved ones get the bill.
I wish I had a giant robot I can pilot.

That's fine with me!

Granted, but it's unable to move due to a design fault. It just sits there, waving its arms around.

I wish more people understood how computers worked.

Granted. A Hacker Boom occurs in the world. The hackers are smart enough to use their computers to send information stealing malware to innocent people's computers, including yours, and get away with it easily. Of course, it can get worse.
I wish the older siblings were the younger siblings and vice-versa.

Hah, not mine. I don't use Windows.

Granted. Nothing much happened because you still have older and younger siblings, and they're just as annoying.

I wish for a government that actually did as promised on its election manifesto.

Granted. You soon find the difference between what you want and what you need.

I wish that junk food had edible wrappers.

Granted. That means more calories for you to pack on.

I wish the labs for my classes weren't so difficult.

Granted: The labs are now really easy, but the classes themselves are twice as difficult.

I wish I had an aquarium.

Granted. You now own a large, public aquarium. It is deeply in debt.

I wish that all mean dogs would become friendly.

Granted. You now have an impossibly large circle of chattery and very friendly canine buddies.

I wish hamsters had six legs.

Granted. Hamsters are now insects, and they are swarming around your head.

It's time for me to get some sleep. I wish for a good night's sleep.

Granted. The Wish Gods are feeling benevolent!

I wish for someone else to come up with a wish.

Granted, I will wish a wish that is not your wish.

I wish that I had printed copies of all scientific literature of the 1700's (which was in Latin for mutual communication between academia at that time) and a time machine to bring that scientific and technological knowledge back to the Western Roman Empire in about 385 AD.

Granted. Sadly, as soon as you arrive in the Western Roman Empire (actually it was 15th November 384 AD, around tea-time) your presence alters all future events (and surprises a few locals) so much that the literature of the 17th Century ceases to exist and as a result, we're still waving chicken-bones around and worshipping horse-poo.
Now look what you've done!

I wish my Fire Agate would hurry up and arrive!

Granted, your fire agate arrives but it turns out to actually be a dragon's egg, thus the glow, and the egg soon hatches. The little dragon that comes out is now intent on burning your house down.

I wish it would stop snowing.