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11 Oct 2009, 2:06 pm

Becomes another hopeful to make it into shakespearean theatre...



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11 Oct 2009, 2:07 pm

Is hoping to become the first man in the world to swim the English channel dressed as a chicken.



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11 Oct 2009, 2:17 pm

Is attempting to get into the guiness book of world records by eating the most saltine crackers in 1min.. :lol:



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11 Oct 2009, 3:15 pm

Has been trying in vain to remove his contact lenses for the last three years. Some joker put super-glue on them.


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11 Oct 2009, 5:17 pm

Is currently on non speaking terms with his big toe.



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11 Oct 2009, 5:23 pm

Is currently on a diplomatic mission to broker a peace deal between me and my big toe - which keeps stubbing things to make me suffer :evil:


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11 Oct 2009, 6:44 pm

Is the diplomat for the King's beard.



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12 Oct 2009, 1:51 am

Is the King's beard.



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12 Oct 2009, 3:35 pm

Complained to the police that someone had stolen his left eye. Police said they will keep an eye open for it.


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12 Oct 2009, 3:37 pm

Experienced many dramatic events in world history.


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12 Oct 2009, 3:41 pm

Is making history by launching the World's smallest dictionary consisting of one word only:
Bunny. Noun, rabbit (familiar).


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12 Oct 2009, 3:45 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Is making history by launching the World's smallest dictionary consisting of one word only:
Bunny. Noun, rabbit (familiar).

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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12 Oct 2009, 9:11 pm

Only has five words in his lexicon:

Again
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13 Oct 2009, 7:21 am

Is in fact an Imderious Pork. :pig:



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14 Oct 2009, 1:27 am

Wears a snazzy outfit made only of rotary phones. They work too, if you connect them.



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14 Oct 2009, 7:57 am

Eats by filtrating dust from the atmosphere.