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TheGirl
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23 Feb 2011, 4:28 pm

Granted, you solve your current problem but fifteen more problems pop up that are ten times harder to solve then the first one was.

I wish parents would be nicer to early childhood teachers.

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23 Feb 2011, 5:14 pm

Granted, but the children are now worse.

I wish that I worked for people with better people skills.

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23 Feb 2011, 10:19 pm

Granted, but you ,in turn, lose your people skills.

I wish I were passing my classes (I'm failing two of them as we speak... )

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23 Feb 2011, 10:26 pm

Granted. You will pass all of your classes, but you have to take classes on Saturday.

I wish that I had a strawberry milkshake with 0 calories.

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24 Feb 2011, 4:22 am

Granted, tastes like Strawberry flavored liquid sawdust (all fat and sugar had to be removed to fit your criteria).

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Big Macs

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24 Feb 2011, 5:03 pm

Granted. Apple turn up every day and dump another jumbo-sized computer on your doorstep. The neighbours are looking angry.

I wish my home was tidy, without losing any possessions...

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24 Feb 2011, 6:16 pm

Granted. Your house is now tidied up. Everything is encased in acrylic resin.

I wish that I lived in a castle.

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24 Feb 2011, 6:20 pm

Granted. Your castle is currently under siege.

I wish Firefly was Rebooted

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24 Feb 2011, 7:21 pm

Granted. The new show runner thinks that it is supposed to be a comedy, and is canceled after a few episodes.

I wish that the TV industry would be rebooted, and that they came up with a few original ideas.

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24 Feb 2011, 7:24 pm

Granted. The origional shows are canceled after a single season or spawn spinofffs.

I wish I had more wishes

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24 Feb 2011, 8:53 pm

Granted, you get a bunch of werewolves all named Wish.

I wish to fire my lazer!

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24 Feb 2011, 8:57 pm

Granted you prematurely fire your lazer and everyone is disappointed.

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24 Feb 2011, 9:00 pm

Hmm. . .I see that you didn't make a wish. I will grant a wish for you!
You wish for more water. Granted, you need a new liscence plate.

I wish for an army of Chupacabras

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24 Feb 2011, 9:07 pm

Were even as i rebooted prize machine.
Granted you receive an memorial cematary of dog looking corpses found as roadkill on freeway.

I wish for a Mountain Dew IV

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24 Feb 2011, 9:15 pm

Granted, It is now radioactive!

I wish for an army of Taco Gazelles!

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24 Feb 2011, 9:23 pm

Granted. They are wiped out for lack of proper D&C, Dressing and Condiments

I wish to be a Green Beret.

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