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26 Jan 2019, 1:06 pm

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26 Jan 2019, 11:12 pm

Kiss a bumblebee


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27 Jan 2019, 4:22 am

try to use a plunger unclogging a bathroom sink drain without first jamming the overflow vent.



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29 Jan 2019, 11:16 pm

Smthing tells me the above was tried n tested


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30 Jan 2019, 12:09 am

blooiejagwa wrote:
Smthing tells me the above was tried n tested

yup. :oops: Image



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30 Jan 2019, 12:37 am

Never use condoms!



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30 Jan 2019, 10:09 am

Use the word "password" as your e-mail password or something similarly dumb and obvious.



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30 Jan 2019, 10:14 am

Become a Mod


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30 Jan 2019, 10:15 am

In your best handwriting...
Write your password on expensive n pretty stationary. Put your email address next to it just to be helpful.

Carefully fold each sheet and put them into envelopes n slide them through your neighbours’ mail slots.


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30 Jan 2019, 10:34 am

If you want to learn how to become rich like me send me all of your money!



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31 Jan 2019, 12:54 am

have a plumber unclog your sink drain which is clogged all the way out to the septic tank, and not think of covering everything up with plastic first. :eew:



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31 Jan 2019, 1:05 am

To make a long business meeting lots more interesting, get a young woman dressed in ragged clothes carrying a baby suddenly walk in, stare at the boss sadly for about a minute, and then start weeping softly as she runs back out.



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31 Jan 2019, 1:16 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
To make a long business meeting lots more interesting, get a young woman dressed in ragged clothes carrying a baby suddenly walk in, stare at the boss sadly for about a minute, and then start weeping softly as she runs back out.


Lol


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04 Feb 2019, 7:20 pm

Leave an autographed copy of ‘Mein Kampf’ on the steps of the Senate.


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04 Feb 2019, 9:44 pm

leave a biography of Madame Blavatsky with a southern Baptist.



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07 Feb 2019, 1:55 am

Try to work in a service industry job as an INTJ, without acting as best as possible like an ISFJ.


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