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"I can see Russia from my house."

"Ma'am, you clearly can' t see anything from your house," whispered the advisor.

Is starting a fan club for Sarah Palin and has sent out thousands of invitations to gay Russian atheists asking them if they want to join it.

^(That's mean and funny!)

Has too much beta-carotene. Put less carrots in your wok!

Had tried to do what many alchemists sought after, whereby turn lead into gold but, chose to turn one's self into gold...

Ate one hot curry too many and woke up looking like this!

Buddha blesses you and favors your causes and hopes..

Would have gotten the ring to Mordor sooner if he had just used his GPS.

His first case to solve is finding out who stole his magnifying glass.

Is systematically searching the entire Atlantic Ocean to find the fabled lost ships of "The Bermuda Triangle."

Dropped his gold ring into the ocean somewhere and has hired i_wanna_blue to search for it while on his expedition.

Is intending to base his entire political career on the "he who smelled it - dealt it" school of thought.

Can't swim.

In unable to perceive actions nor thoughts which, are seemingly ahead in the near future..

Has 20:20 hindsight.

In 20/20 hindsight he realized that mixing Crazy glue with Visine was not such a great idea...Now he can't open his eyes...

Damn dustmites!! They're everywhere!