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24 Feb 2011, 9:26 pm

Granted. And very nice you look too, all green and sitting on someone's head.

I wish I'd already got my shopping.


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24 Feb 2011, 9:30 pm

Granted. It's delivered to your house but you weren't home so it left.

I wish for it to stop snowing


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24 Feb 2011, 9:47 pm

Granted. Instead it starts raining and seconds later, you have a flood.

I wish we could all get along.


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24 Feb 2011, 9:48 pm

Granted, now it is acid rain!

I wish for an army of Taco Gazelles with proper dressing and condiments!


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24 Feb 2011, 9:51 pm

Granted, they all die due to lack of proper PT,

I wish for Phisha51's wish to be granted.


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24 Feb 2011, 9:54 pm

PHISHA51 wrote:
Granted. Instead it starts raining and seconds later, you have a flood.

I wish we could all get along.

Granted, we all die of boredom.

I wish for an army of Taco Gazelles with proper PT, Dressing and Condiments


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24 Feb 2011, 9:57 pm

Granted they all hurry up and wait, and turn out utterly ineffective.

I wish for A Little Cream Soda.


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24 Feb 2011, 11:44 pm

Granted. You have a drop of cream soda.

I wish that everybody had to bow down when I walk by.


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25 Feb 2011, 5:20 am

Granted, its because of your incredible stench.

I wish for some replacement body parts of my choosing



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25 Feb 2011, 5:34 am

Granted, but if you miss any payments, they will repossess your body.

I wish that my car could go 1000 miles on a gallon of gasoline.


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25 Feb 2011, 11:34 am

Granted, it now takes your car a week to get unto 30 miles an hour.

I wish I had enough money so my husband and I could to live comfortably and not have to go to work.



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25 Feb 2011, 11:46 am

Granted. But you really shouldn't have used that money-printing kit which appeared as the wish was granted because you're both now in jail for forgery.
Still, at least you're not out working! :lol:

I wish I had some more Oreos.


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25 Feb 2011, 11:50 am

Granted, you now have so many Oreos that you can't get into your home. Worst the Oreos are attracting bugs, mice, and squirrels who have now taken over your home.

I wish i had a baby triceratops.



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25 Feb 2011, 3:24 pm

Granted, but the only thing that it will eat went extinct a million years ago.

I wish that I had a jar full of real, not counterfeit $20 bills.


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25 Feb 2011, 4:28 pm

Granted. But the jar is from a doll's house and tiny, so it only contains one genuine $20 bill.

I wish I still had my teddy bear from when I was 5 years old.


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25 Feb 2011, 5:31 pm

Granted, you are five-years old again. History is edited so that everything that happened to you in the first five years still happened; you just had a later birthday. Hey, at least you get your teddy bear again.
I wish people were not as easily influenced by fear.