Corrupt A Wish

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26 Feb 2011, 12:12 am

Granted church is now four times as long.

I wish for french toast.

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26 Feb 2011, 12:37 am

Granted, you meet a French guy named Toast.

I wish for some fried chicken.

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26 Feb 2011, 6:04 am

Granted. You have a fried chicken head, fried chicken feet, and fried chicken feathers.

I wish for a perfect day.

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26 Feb 2011, 9:06 am

Granted, but in the night everyone you've ever known dies.

I wish for a new biro - which WORKS.

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26 Feb 2011, 9:39 am

Granted. Every day it goes out to work in an office so you never get to use it.

I wish the weather was a bit better than it is now.

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26 Feb 2011, 1:43 pm

Granted. It is now .01 degrees warmer. The sun is out for an extra .01 seconds.

I wish that people would not keep noisy animals as pets.

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26 Feb 2011, 1:58 pm

granted. all pets are now silent, so you do not hear your neighbours new dog as it attacks you and bites off your face.

i wish for happiness.

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26 Feb 2011, 2:15 pm

Granted. You are happy today. Tomorrow, you will be unhappy.

I wish to be happy for the rest of my life.

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26 Feb 2011, 3:53 pm

Granted, your name is now Happy.

I wish managers never abused their power as managers.

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26 Feb 2011, 4:00 pm

Granted, now their employees take advantage of them.

I wish I could find Caramelldansen on Playlist.com

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26 Feb 2011, 4:02 pm

Granted, now the only thing on playlist.com is Caramelldansen

I wish pyroduck.com 's last comic was as funny as it's previous ones.

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26 Feb 2011, 4:05 pm

Granted. Their earlier ones are edited to be less funny.

I wish that someone would build a nice theme park close to my home.

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26 Feb 2011, 4:12 pm

Granted, however it is Jurassic Park.

I wish for my own spacecraft.

Idiotchief
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26 Feb 2011, 4:26 pm

granted. it's where deadspace 3 takes place.

I wish for summer glau to be in a decent show again.

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26 Feb 2011, 4:27 pm

Granted. It's canceled after one episode.

I wish that Eliza Dushku was on a good show that lasted more than two seasons.

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26 Feb 2011, 5:18 pm

Granted, Eliza Dushku suddenly finds herself standing on DVDs of Star Trek TNG

I wish pain stopped after you took care of why it started.

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