Corrupt A Wish

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Wallourdes
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26 Feb 2011, 8:31 pm

Granted. Your pain signals stop after you took care what started it in the first place and for all time to that time ever after. It's nice to have a heart attack without noticing you have one :wink: .

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I wish all medicine didn't have side effects.

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26 Feb 2011, 11:36 pm

Granted. All medicine now are placebos.

I wish that people would be more polite in public.

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27 Feb 2011, 12:34 am

Granted, they are now more rude at home.

I wish more people would look into the past.

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27 Feb 2011, 1:08 am

Granted. Of course, the only thing that man learns from history is that man doesn't learn from history.

I wish that everybody in the world spoke English.

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27 Feb 2011, 3:39 am

Granted, everything that is not in English is burned.

I wish I could witness the Great Flame War of 1999

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27 Feb 2011, 3:51 am

Granted. They all flame you.

I wish that trolls and scammers would all be forced to eat Brussels sprouts.

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27 Feb 2011, 8:28 am

Granted, all the worlds food supplies are now Brussels sprouts forcing the trolls and scammers to eat them along with everyone else

I wish I could sew faster.

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27 Feb 2011, 9:52 am

granted, you now sew so fast you cant control yourself and end up sewing yourself into a ball.

I wish I could fly.

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27 Feb 2011, 10:32 am

Granted. But you can't land.

I wish I had a fully functional transporter (Star Trek style).

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27 Feb 2011, 11:15 am

granted, but it's an early design that only works one way and only into a black hole.

I wish I had the answers to all my questions.

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27 Feb 2011, 2:28 pm

Granted. You become bored afterward, now that you have nothing to think about.
I wish I can summon and control my own zombie army.

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27 Feb 2011, 5:08 pm

Granted, they are defeated by my army of Taco Gazelles.

I wish cheetahs were strong enough to defend their kills from everything else but be able to keep their speed.

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27 Feb 2011, 5:34 pm

Granted. They take over Africa and form a harsh, environmentally destructive regime that causes them to exhaust their resources and die of starvation.

I wish the Leopards, crocs, hyenas, and thomson's gazelles make it out of the fall of the African ecosystem alright.

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27 Feb 2011, 5:56 pm

Granted. Aliens abducts those animal species for no specific reason at all.

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I wish that Obama changed into a Smurf

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27 Feb 2011, 9:40 pm

Granted! Then he would be the first blue president! I wish to find true freedom...

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27 Feb 2011, 9:41 pm

Granted. Everybody in the world is now a Smurf.

I wish that my cat liked other cats.

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