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Granted, but now she doesn't pay any attention to you anymore. (Your cat is really beautiful btw. I love her coloring!)

I wish my neighbors wouldn't be so noisy in the morning.

Last edited by RedheadedStep_Child on 27 Feb 2011, 9:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Granted! Then your neighbours would be extra noisy in the afternoon. I wish to find solitude...

Granted. You are arrested and thrown into solitary confinement.

I wish that people would not make wishes at the same time as me.

Granted! There is nobody posting anything now. I wish to be invisible...

Thanks. She is a real sweetheart.



Granted. You are now a Cheshire Cat. I hope you like cat food.

I wish that racists would all turn green overnight.

All rascists now fight for the environmental cause... and get even more rascist in the process.

I wish I could handle sensory input better...

Granted you can now handle sensory input but you can no longer handle silence.

I wish meat was less expensive without making all other groceries more expensive.

Granted. You have a lifetime's supply of cows and sheep which you must look after, slaughter and prepare by yourself.

I wish I had a nice little stash of a certain herb, without any of the legal implications.

Granted, but it is in its raw form, and has been modified by the government to be corrosive to human skin (to avoid the legal implications).

I wish I could be an NT for 1 hour

Granted. You enjoy it so much that after your hour is over, you become massively depressed.

I wish that I knew what to do in social situations.

Granted. You now know what to do in every social situation and become exceedingly popular. However the popularity goes to your head and you start making fun of people who are not as socially adept as you until you become huge bully, which drives away all your intelligent company forcing you to hang out with nobody but half-wits and morons for the rest of your life.

I wish for the legendary ancient time scepter Talas`qwadaria.

Granted. I have no idea what that is, so you get a cheap plastic imitation of Talas`qwadaria.

I wish that I had the Amulet of Yendor.

Granted. I have no idea what that is so you get a cheap plastic imitation copy.

I wish my room was clean.

Granted. Everything in your room vaporizes.

I wish Yensid knew what the legendary ancient time scepter of Talas`qwadaria was.

Granted. He recieves a badily misinformed widipedia entry on it.

I wish emoticans were racial friendly.

Granted. However, people become less racially friendly.

I wish that all Wikipedia entries were accurate.