Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but learning the truth about the legendary ancient time scepter of Talas'qwadaria from it's accurate wikipedia article blows your mind. Not in a hippie way. in a H.P. Lovecraft way.

I wish for an undersea castle.

Granted. It is pretty deep. You really should have wished that you could breathe water.

I wish that all NTs were Aspies for a week.

I did, actually. I got turned into a fish. it was a while back though. somewhere in the 700's. The page number, not the century.



Granted, but after the week is up the forget everything they learned and go right back to normal.

I wish for some obscure tidbit of information.

Granted. Sir Gerald Nabarrow has a pet prawn called Simon.
Now you have to find out if it is true.

I wish sheep didn't tell lies.

Granted. Now sheep all tell the truth, but you are locked up for talking to sheep.

I wish that I took Japanese instead of French when I was in high school.

Granted. Now you regret you took Japanese instead of French, because who would have though that language was going to be the new defacto standard language in the world .

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I wish for a honey badger who is and stays under my command.

Granted. You now have a stuffed honey badger.

I wish that American money had more colors.

Granted. It's now a noisy writhing mess of florescent colours and so bright you can't look at it.

I wish Elephants could tap-dance.

Granted. A herd of tap-dancing elephants are coming to tap dance on you.

I wish that I could solve an unsolvable problem.

Granted, you open Yogg'Saron's Puzzle Box and you somehow release Yogg'Saron into Earth.

I wish this flu bug wasn't going around.

Granted. It is no longer going around because everybody is infecred.

I wish to make a full recovery.

Granted. You make a full recovery, then contract a different strain of flu.

I wish that there was a vaccine for all strains of flu.

Granted, but autisum speaks blames the vaccine for autism and it's banned.

I wish to make *another* full recovery that will not be followed by some ailment.

Granted, but you are the only survivor, so they lock you up to figure out why.

I wish that people would stop listening to the anti-vaccine people.

Granted, but turns out the anti-vaccine people were right.

I wish I had a bowl of Lucky Charms.

Granted, but you must first try to steal them from Lucky.

I wish I would get off my ass and get to work on those projects that are due next week.