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05 Mar 2011, 1:35 am

Granted. Your cat now claims your desk.

I wish that people would get what they deserve.

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05 Mar 2011, 7:21 pm

Granted. Everybody has a self-destruct button on their bums.

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I wish I was happy in life, even with all the knowledge of human nature.

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05 Mar 2011, 7:32 pm

Granted. To be truly happy as person, one must know what its like to be unhappy.

I wish i played in a movie

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05 Mar 2011, 7:42 pm

Granted, but then your movie you played in didn't turn release until you became old.

I wish I could relax?

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05 Mar 2011, 7:43 pm

Walter wrote:

Granted. To be truly happy as person, one must know what its like to be unhappy.

I wish i played in a movie

False, I really know what being unhappy is. Although I appreciate life alot more and I'm easier in becoming happy of anything it doesn't cover my satisfaction in life.

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Granted. You play the one eating "mud" in the the remake of Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

I wish to be in the possession of the Holy Grail.

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05 Mar 2011, 7:44 pm

Granted. It is an indie film that was seen by two people in Hong Kong.

I wish that people would not make noise on Saturday.

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05 Mar 2011, 7:46 pm

Granted, now everyone will make noise on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday etc.

I wish tomorrow is here.

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05 Mar 2011, 7:47 pm

(Wish to relax) Granted. You are now comatose.

(Holy grail) Granted. It is mixed up with many fake grails, and you do not know which one it is. (See Indiana Jones)

See my previous posting.

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05 Mar 2011, 7:51 pm

Granted. Groundhog Day! :lol:

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I wish the world was flat

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05 Mar 2011, 7:51 pm

Granted. You pass out for 24 hours. Now it is tomorrow.

I wish that people would not make excess noise at any time.

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05 Mar 2011, 7:55 pm

Yensid wrote:

Granted. You pass out for 24 hours. Now it is tomorrow.

I wish that people would not make excess noise at any time.

Granted. You can't hear anything now.

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I wish I had premenitive knowledge of other people who are about to post before me.

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05 Mar 2011, 8:01 pm

(Flat world) Granted. All the water falls off the edge, and everyone dies.

(Preemptive knowledge) Granted. You get so confused that you answers make no sense at all.

I wish that everybody in the world would be happy.

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06 Mar 2011, 9:28 am

granted, but with everyone happy, no-one really remembers what happiness is, leading to mass depression and suicide

i wish i could be omnipotent

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06 Mar 2011, 9:53 am

Granted. Although God enslaves you since... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!! ! *lightning cracks*

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I wish for a chocolate pudding.

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06 Mar 2011, 12:25 pm

Granted, but they forgot to add the sugar.

I wish my mom would stay for another week.

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06 Mar 2011, 3:04 pm

granted, but she dies in two days time in a fire

i wish i could kill god (no offense to religious people)

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