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Yensid
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06 Mar 2011, 4:42 pm

Granted. You kill an incarnation of Vishnu. He just incarnates again.

I wish that people would be more self aware.

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06 Mar 2011, 5:45 pm

granted, but the defenition of "self aware" will be perverted a bit;)

I wish i could be an anime voice actress

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06 Mar 2011, 10:32 pm

Granted. You have one day to do all of the voices for a 2-hour movie that has been translated into ancient Latin.

I wish that everybody had an evil double.

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06 Mar 2011, 11:23 pm

Granted. Your double is better then you in every way.

I wish i could get paid already.

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07 Mar 2011, 1:46 am

Granted... you get paid in pixie-gold

I wish it was thursday

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07 Mar 2011, 2:25 am

Granted. However, you won't get paid for the the days that you missed.

I wish that I liked the food that I am allowed to eat.

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07 Mar 2011, 4:05 am

Granted, all of a sudden you LOVE that piece of wilted broccoli and those runner beans.

I wish for 50% more energy.

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07 Mar 2011, 7:48 am

Granted. You are now "knackered" instead of "completely knackered".

I wish my photographs would arrive.

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07 Mar 2011, 9:27 am

Granted. They finally arrived, a month late! But no matter, since you only really needed them three weeks ago :roll: . You open the envelop and discover they screwed up and partially mixed up the prints. The disclaimer inserted in the package makes them not responsible for any failure in the service provided. unsigned by director Kafka.

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I wish my chocolate pudding had sugar added in the creation.

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07 Mar 2011, 5:00 pm

Granted. It now has plenty of sugar. I hope you like your pudding gritty.

I wish that all homeless cats would find good homes.

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07 Mar 2011, 6:14 pm

All homeless cats find new homes, but they're evil, they bite everything that moves and they spread some new epidemic across the country.

I wish I had a million dollars

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07 Mar 2011, 6:41 pm

Granted. But you have a million Hong Kong Dollars, which are only worth $128,414.87 USD.

I wish that I owned a spaceship capable of faster-than-light travel.

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07 Mar 2011, 6:47 pm

Granted. It goes so fast that it travels backward in time, so it falls apart of old age as soon as you get it.

I wish that I could trade places with a movie star for one week.

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07 Mar 2011, 9:53 pm

Granted: You will now be Lady GaGa for a week, and must wear her meat dress for the whole time.

I wish I could reach into the computer and pet all the animals with their pictures on WP.

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07 Mar 2011, 11:02 pm

Granted, but you are now stuck in the pages of WrongPlanet forever.

I wish that I was more athletic.

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08 Mar 2011, 7:11 am

Granted. Your body is worn out at thirtyfive by overtraining, also your heart is on the brink of collapse.

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I wish for a fueled-and-ready jetpack!

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