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doordoctor
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27 Mar 2007, 1:42 pm

"i was wondering why i havent seen the cat since we moved out!!"


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27 Mar 2007, 5:43 pm

Why the hell did you people get me this fugly cyborg arm? I paid 6 million dollars for a door-closer?


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27 Mar 2007, 5:50 pm

Guilty



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27 Mar 2007, 6:16 pm

Oh, I see the master of the house forgot to bring me back some catnip from the store. I guess I'll just piss in this box of DVDs.


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27 Mar 2007, 6:18 pm

santa ran over the easter bunny...


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27 Mar 2007, 6:25 pm

I'm Ralphie's kitty.



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28 Mar 2007, 1:27 am

Uh oh, wrong box . . .



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28 Mar 2007, 1:57 am

this is a car, REALLY it is



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28 Mar 2007, 2:01 am

I wanna call my mommy



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28 Mar 2007, 4:59 am

Whenever I hear 'Gundam Wing', I hear 'Dumdum Wing'.

(No offence, Samurai Saxen, that is actually what I thought when I heard advertisements on Cartoon Network for Gundam. They said it so it almost rhymed with 'Dumdum')


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28 Mar 2007, 5:00 am

Militant doctor.



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28 Mar 2007, 6:12 am

Piss off, I'm having a look 'ere!



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28 Mar 2007, 6:15 am

this is what raindeer do on their off season if they are not pulling santa


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28 Mar 2007, 6:33 pm

Now I'm stuck here. Someone oil me please.


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29 Mar 2007, 1:07 am

I think the rabbit may have OD'd...


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29 Mar 2007, 1:11 am

Why there aren't any more unicorns. (see those spears)