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07 Feb 2019, 1:56 am

go to spain dressed as that megalomaniac mass murderer franco.



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07 Feb 2019, 1:50 pm

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08 Feb 2019, 2:33 am

confront a burglar in your house armed only with a smile.



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08 Feb 2019, 6:41 am

auntblabby wrote:
confront a burglar in your house armed only with a smile.

I once confronted a robber who attacked me in the woods with only talk. Yes, he was 30 cm taller than I am and agressive. I started talking like an old teacher if he is happy with what he is doing with his life... it made him totally confused, the well-known predator-victim relationship was destroyed.
When I finally got angry and started shouting at him, he ran away... His world must have been made of fear, when I didn't show fear, he took the role of the scared one.


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09 Feb 2019, 2:05 am

magz wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
confront a burglar in your house armed only with a smile.

I once confronted a robber who attacked me in the woods with only talk. Yes, he was 30 cm taller than I am and agressive. I started talking like an old teacher if he is happy with what he is doing with his life... it made him totally confused, the well-known predator-victim relationship was destroyed.
When I finally got angry and started shouting at him, he ran away... His world must have been made of fear, when I didn't show fear, he took the role of the scared one.

I've read of situations like that ending with the victim being savagely killed with malice aforethought, the robber then rifling the pockets of the corpse and then out of sheer spite stomping and mutilating on the corpse for good measure. some people are monsters for which the only defense is a superior offense. what a world. you were lucky, you literally dodged a bullet. not all perps are so theta.



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09 Feb 2019, 5:11 am

auntblabby wrote:
magz wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
confront a burglar in your house armed only with a smile.

I once confronted a robber who attacked me in the woods with only talk. Yes, he was 30 cm taller than I am and agressive. I started talking like an old teacher if he is happy with what he is doing with his life... it made him totally confused, the well-known predator-victim relationship was destroyed.
When I finally got angry and started shouting at him, he ran away... His world must have been made of fear, when I didn't show fear, he took the role of the scared one.

I've read of situations like that ending with the victim being savagely killed with malice aforethought, the robber then rifling the pockets of the corpse and then out of sheer spite stomping and mutilating on the corpse for good measure. some people are monsters for which the only defense is a superior offense. what a world. you were lucky, you literally dodged a bullet. not all perps are so theta.

I have quite a peculiar reaction to fear: I start quickly and cooly analyse the situation, with psychopath-like calm.
One of my first thougth was: if he was a killer, he would attack my baby first but he left her alone. So he is not a killer. I can stand some beating for my principles of not giving in. Now let's try how he reacts to talking. His reaction actually surprised me - I expected it to be way toughter.


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09 Feb 2019, 5:17 am

magz wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
magz wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
confront a burglar in your house armed only with a smile.

I once confronted a robber who attacked me in the woods with only talk. Yes, he was 30 cm taller than I am and agressive. I started talking like an old teacher if he is happy with what he is doing with his life... it made him totally confused, the well-known predator-victim relationship was destroyed.
When I finally got angry and started shouting at him, he ran away... His world must have been made of fear, when I didn't show fear, he took the role of the scared one.

I've read of situations like that ending with the victim being savagely killed with malice aforethought, the robber then rifling the pockets of the corpse and then out of sheer spite stomping and mutilating on the corpse for good measure. some people are monsters for which the only defense is a superior offense. what a world. you were lucky, you literally dodged a bullet. not all perps are so theta.

I have quite a peculiar reaction to fear: I start quickly and cooly analyse the situation, with psychopath-like calm.
One of my first thougth was: if he was a killer, he would attack my baby first but he left her alone. So he is not a killer. I can stand some beating for my principles of not giving in. Now let's try how he reacts to talking. His reaction actually surprised me - I expected it to be way toughter.

you remind me of a mama bear :o prolly you may well have thrashed that guy If he came too close to hurting your child.



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10 Feb 2019, 7:27 pm

If you come across a favouritised copycat stalker and a high and mighty power ranger on a bespoke judiciary forum.. tell them just what you think of their antics and to hell with the sad ritual consequences.



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10 Feb 2019, 7:41 pm

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20 Feb 2019, 1:06 pm

Grab them by the p****.



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20 Feb 2019, 11:07 pm

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21 Feb 2019, 12:50 am

Decide that Jim Carrey films will serve as your template for behaviour n social interactions.


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21 Feb 2019, 12:56 am

Drink a bottle of bleach to clear your throat.



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21 Feb 2019, 3:23 am

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21 Feb 2019, 3:43 am

remove your hemorrhoids with a claymore mine



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Drink your own urine everyday for over a year, it’s a good source of protein.