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granted, and its such a nasty case of diaper rash that its contageous!


I wish i could talk to my cats

Granted. You cats, being cats, pretend that they do not understand you.

I wish that synchronized basket weaving became an Olympic sport.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for a pair of new shoes that will fit me perfectly.

Granted. Although you have to fight hordes of women in the coming Store Discount Wars who also fit in these shoes 'perfectly'.



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I wish for a pellet gun filled with cayenne powder pellets to shoot at annoying kids in the neighbourhood.

granted, the neighborhood parents are now in an angry mob at your front door


i wish Yoshi could say actual words

granted, he can say 'actual words' like three, two and one and only wants to recite the first trillion decimal places of pi over and over again

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oops, i forgot to make a wish. i wish i had made a wish

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granted, you made the wish later than you were supposed to.


i wish i could win THE GAME!

granted, after successfully killing the pope, you were then arrested and are now termed *missing* by the italian government

i wish i had a bed.

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Granted. You now own an oyster bed.

I wish that I had a new computer with a giant disk drive.

Granted. However it turns out to be a wee bit too big. It falls over, and crushes you like a grape. XD

I wish I had General Grievous as a lover.

Granted. Although his mechanical lovin' is not your cup of tea.

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I wish for a bowl of rice.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for a veggie burger.

Granted. The burger begins screaming "MAAN FLESHHH!!" at the point you pick it up and bring it near your mouth to take a bite. Made in Soviet Russia .

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I wish for a cattle prod to keep my roommates in line.

Granted. You get a cattle prod, but they get cattle prods to keep you in line. (Actually, cattle prod sword fighting sounds like fun )

I wish that water balloon dueling was an accepted way to resolve disputes.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for a cup of tea.