Corrupt A Wish

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14 Mar 2011, 4:57 pm

Granted. You have a cup full to the brim with dry tea leaves and no water. Enjoy!

I wish someone would pay my car tax for me.

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Yensid
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14 Mar 2011, 5:44 pm

Granted. Your bank takes possession of your car, but they do pay the car tax for you.

I wish that person would not stare at me whenever he walks past my office.

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15 Mar 2011, 1:53 pm

Wish granted. Now he stares at you whenever you exit the ladies room.

I wish to rule the world.

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15 Mar 2011, 5:53 pm

Well, if was walking out of the lady's room, I would expect a lot of staring, from everybody.

Granted. You rule the world. Now you have to deal with about 7 billion angry people, who all want to talk to you right now.

I wish that I had a credit card with an unlimited credit and no minimum payment, ever.

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Walter
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15 Mar 2011, 7:03 pm

Granted, but the credditcard has to be used every other 60 seconds. Otherwise it
cease to be valid. (expires)

I wish for a googol new wishes, every time when my wish get's corrupted.

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15 Mar 2011, 10:23 pm

Granted. But that many wishes will not fit on the Earth, so the Earth is wished out of existence.

I wish that I had better vision.

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16 Mar 2011, 2:26 am

Granted! but its only better by a tiny bit! not enough to even be noticed

I wish to have 100 sticky straps!

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16 Mar 2011, 4:25 pm

Granted. They are all stuck to you.

I wish this thread was more active today.

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17 Mar 2011, 8:38 pm

Granted: It becomes so active WP crashes

I wish to be released from the disease research institution.

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18 Mar 2011, 8:22 am

Granted. You get transferred to a quarantine location.

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I wish for a big yellow submarine

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PHISHA51
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18 Mar 2011, 1:23 pm

Granted, but it's off limits because Paul McCartny still lives in it and he won't share it with you.

I wish I could fix the mistakes I made in the past.

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Yensid
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18 Mar 2011, 6:05 pm

Granted, but since you didn't learn from your mistakes, you make them in the future.

I wish that I was not such a klutz.

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18 Mar 2011, 9:46 pm

Granted. Your movements are now perfect. And robotic.

I wish I didn't have this pesky skin to deal with.

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19 Mar 2011, 6:42 am

Granted. Now you have nothing to keep your insides inside.

I wish that all my worries would go away.

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questions28
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19 Mar 2011, 6:49 am

Granted: Your worries go away, along with the rest of you. You are dead.

I wish I had food.

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19 Mar 2011, 1:30 pm

Granted. You have food, it eats you though and it comes from a certain country starting with a 'S' and ending with 'oviet Russia' :wink:

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I wish for the temperature to be like Spring-time already.

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