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19 Mar 2011, 2:01 pm

Granted, but it wont stop hailing.

I wish I had a dog.


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19 Mar 2011, 6:59 pm

Granted. You now own Cujo.

I wish that I had a little red wagon.


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20 Mar 2011, 4:05 am

Granted, you have a little red wagon, unfortunately, its stuck in canada somewhere.

I wish I could find my pencil.


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20 Mar 2011, 6:35 am

Granted: it's lodged in your eye.

I wish to escape from all facilities, structures, and/or traps wherein I could be contained.



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20 Mar 2011, 8:40 am

Granted. You are held in outer space.

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I wish for a refreshing beverage


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20 Mar 2011, 1:04 pm

Granted, but it's been spiked.

I wish for this semester to be over with already.


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20 Mar 2011, 1:09 pm

Granted. You get expelled.

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I wish for my mobile phone to be able to recieve phone calls.


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20 Mar 2011, 1:24 pm

Granted, but you only receive phone calls from Herbert the Pervert.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQoBVVqJ-iI&feature=related[/youtube]

I wish for a well-paying job.


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20 Mar 2011, 1:34 pm

Granted. You now work for the maffia.

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I wish the smilies on this forum where more like the MSN Messenger smilies


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20 Mar 2011, 5:37 pm

Granted, but every letter you write has its own smiley that it automatically turns into. (I hate when people on MSN have loads of smilies that make up half the message.)

I wish I lived in the Amazon.


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20 Mar 2011, 7:41 pm

Granted. But you get eaten by an anaconda

I wish I could survive in the vacuum of space.



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21 Mar 2011, 7:04 am

Granted. You will now orbit the earth, alone for the rest of your very long life.

I wish that I had a fancy new camera.


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21 Mar 2011, 10:09 am

Granted. But you got flashed on the prize, you need all your life to pay it off.

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21 Mar 2011, 10:38 am

Granted, but it backfires randomly and you get nailed with a potato.

I wish I had photoshop for my mac.


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21 Mar 2011, 6:19 pm

Granted. You have a 1-minute license. Then you have to buy a new copy.

I wish that kindle and nook and sony book readers all used the same format.


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22 Mar 2011, 10:28 pm

Yensid wrote:
Granted. You have a 1-minute license. Then you have to buy a new copy.

I wish that kindle and nook and sony book readers all used the same format.



Granted. All e-readers now use the .pdf format. Your e-readers are now open to viruses and hacks.


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