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23 Mar 2011, 7:38 am

Granted. You read everybody's minds and the chaos drives you insane.

I wish that I could make people laugh.


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23 Mar 2011, 4:28 pm

Granted. You are now the laughing stock everywhere you go.

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I wish I wasn't cold and that the wolves weren't after me.

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23 Mar 2011, 5:29 pm

Granted. You are now in the Sahara desert. You are hot and dying of heat stroke.

I wish that someone would make a battery that lasted for a year without needing recharging.


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05 Apr 2011, 6:17 am

granted it will power a single led light for a year

i wish everyone at school would leave me alone.



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05 Apr 2011, 7:10 am

i wish everyone at school would leave me alone.
Granted, you are 'left alone' in a locker where you can't get out without help.

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I wish the sun rotated around the earth.


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05 Apr 2011, 7:16 am

Granted but now, it's the moon which stays still.

I wish I had A LOT of money to spend.



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05 Apr 2011, 8:56 am

Granted. You have $100,000,000 in Monopoly money and spend the rest of your life playing Monopoly trying to spend it.

I wish I wasn't feeling a bit peckish.


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05 Apr 2011, 4:10 pm

Granted. You will never be hungry again, and will not be able to eat even if you try.

I wish I could travel to other dimensions.



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05 Apr 2011, 10:06 pm

Granted. You are now a two-dimensional figure.

I wish that my neighbor would stop making so much noise.


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06 Apr 2011, 4:04 am

Granted, noise cannot be made in the lack of air that your neighborhood now has..
I wish simply for a perfect shrimp cocktail



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06 Apr 2011, 4:40 am

I wish simply for a perfect shrimp cocktail
Granted, the shrimps are now crawling back to the sea.

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I wish for a perfect Spring


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06 Apr 2011, 7:49 am

Granted. It's made from the purest stainless steel and looks beautiful.

I wish someone would fix my central heating for me, for free.


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06 Apr 2011, 8:08 am

Granted, but now you house is full of carbon monoxide.

I wish I had a better car.



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06 Apr 2011, 8:33 am

Granted, but it gets only 1 mile per gallon.

I wish that my car was more fuel efficient.


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06 Apr 2011, 9:54 am

Granted. it's driving 1 on 1 now, with courtesies of the Man.

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I wish for a harem full of female photomodels


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06 Apr 2011, 10:09 am

Granted but they all either weigh over 200lbs or under 110lbs.

I wish I didn't have glasses.