Corrupt A Wish

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Blint
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06 Apr 2011, 11:40 am

Granted, now you can't really see a thing.

I wish that everyday was like how today is?

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06 Apr 2011, 12:10 pm

So now you repeat the day over and over except Bill Murray ruins everything.

I wish I was a redhead.

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06 Apr 2011, 7:41 pm

Granted. You are the only redhair in your area which makes you an easy target for teasing and bullying.

I wish I could invent something awesome.

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06 Apr 2011, 11:17 pm

Granted. You invent the smallest robot ever. Unfortunately, you sneeze and lose the prototype.

I wish that I already finished my paperwork.

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07 Apr 2011, 8:13 am

I wish that I already finished my paperwork.
Granted, it gone - literally. The IRS ain't gonna believe you when you say that the dog ate your paperwork.

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I wish for a raygun.

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07 Apr 2011, 8:35 am

Granted. You have a gun that shoots light rays. It's only useful as a flashlight.

I wish I had a free pass to everything

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07 Apr 2011, 8:43 am

Granted, but most free things are tiny samples so you spend your life never having enough at any given time.

I wish I owned Hugh Jackman.

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07 Apr 2011, 8:50 am

I wish I owned Hugh Jackman.
Granted, now he wants revenge - Wolverine Style!

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I wish it's summer here.

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07 Apr 2011, 9:29 am

I'm new here, I hope nobody minds if I play too.

I wish it's summer here.

Granted, but it's a Sahara desert type heat; drought is looming, hosepipes are banned, and you don't want to know what the kids are doing in the swimming pools.

I wish I could sleep later everyday.

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07 Apr 2011, 9:29 am

Wallourdes wrote:

I wish I owned Hugh Jackman.
Granted, now he wants revenge - Wolverine Style!

~

I wish it's summer here.

(that's great way to go! :wink:

)

Granted but now its a Florida style summer. 100% humidity and 102 degrees with every creepy crawly known to man in your house and back yard.

I wish I was taller.

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07 Apr 2011, 9:54 am

Granted, you are so tall that you can't even fit inside your own house.

I wish the sun will happen so often.

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07 Apr 2011, 12:47 pm

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I wish the sun will happen so often.

Granted but all the roads turn to mush in the heat, so you cannot leave your house.

I wish for the roof of my house to have the cracks repaired before it rains again.

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07 Apr 2011, 2:08 pm

I wish for the roof of my house to have the cracks repaired before it rains again.
Granted. Since your house is self-aware, it kicks you out in the rain and doesn't let you back in.
Oh, don't think of breaking-in - it has countermeasures.

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I wish for everybody to be happy.

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07 Apr 2011, 2:37 pm

Granted, but I hold the rights to the "happy pill" and charge £100 per pill.

I wish my cup was half full instead of half empty.

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07 Apr 2011, 2:44 pm

TallyMan wrote:

I wish my cup was half full instead of half empty.

Hello !

Granted but you have to walk everywhere you go with your cup balanced on your head.

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09 Apr 2011, 7:27 am

No wish so you will be granted a random wish. Granted, you are now a tuna fish.

I wish I had a sub sandwich.

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