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theimperiousdork
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03 Nov 2009, 8:26 pm

Crosses said bridges everytime.



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04 Nov 2009, 6:49 am

Places two PS2's on top of one another and calls it the new PS4. 8O



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04 Nov 2009, 7:07 am

Couldn't afford a new TV so he took a chainsaw into the shop and cut one in half and wanted to pay half price for half a television.


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04 Nov 2009, 11:04 am

Watches TV 24/7.



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04 Nov 2009, 4:07 pm

Sits by the answering machine just waiting for that impending call from a famous celebrity..



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04 Nov 2009, 4:34 pm

Is really a famous celebrity... incognito on WP.


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04 Nov 2009, 4:44 pm

Is 2nd in command to Alex the creater & founder of WP..



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04 Nov 2009, 5:21 pm

Is David Bowies manager.


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04 Nov 2009, 5:30 pm

Is Ian Mckellan's acting agent..



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04 Nov 2009, 5:31 pm

Mismanaged his collection of David Bowie records with a Bowie knife....


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04 Nov 2009, 5:43 pm

Tried to steal Jacek Yerka's artwork and attempt to make forgeries as such with the malignant attempt of making a large sum of money through evil deeds..



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04 Nov 2009, 6:04 pm

Can't handle the truth! 8)


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04 Nov 2009, 10:11 pm

Does not speak the truth. :P



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05 Nov 2009, 4:29 am

Doesn't know what the word "truth" means. :o


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05 Nov 2009, 5:03 am

Questions whether the word "truth" even HAS a meaning. 8O



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05 Nov 2009, 5:34 am

Questions whether the word "meaning" has a meaning.


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