Corrupt A Wish

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Yensid
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11 Apr 2011, 8:16 am

Granted, but now you have to spend the rest of your life in a cave on top of a mountain

I wish for a cool breeze tomorrow.

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11 Apr 2011, 12:31 pm

Granted, but the breeze is blowing in from the dump, where 2 tons of raw sewage was just delivered.

I wish I had a pedicure.

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11 Apr 2011, 3:53 pm

Granted, here is what your feet look like afterwards:

I wish I lived in a cave in the Himalayas.

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11 Apr 2011, 3:58 pm

TallyMan wrote:

Granted, here is what your feet look like afterwards:

I wish I lived in a cave in the Himalayas.

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12 Apr 2011, 9:06 am

TallyMan wrote:

I wish I lived in a cave in the Himalayas.

Granted, but it's a labyrinth of a maze. You get lost and spend the rest of your life eating bugs and other creepy crawlies that are trapped in there with you.

I wish my drink had a slice of lemon in it.

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12 Apr 2011, 10:55 am

Granted, but it is a flesheating lemon slice and it bit your lip and fingers.

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I wish my hormones didn't made me smell so bad.

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12 Apr 2011, 8:39 pm

Granted. You now smell beautiful, and the bees try to pollinate you.

I wish that I already finished my taxes.

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15 Apr 2011, 6:39 pm

Granted! No corruption advised!

I wish for no such thing as taxes!

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15 Apr 2011, 6:43 pm

Yensid wrote:

Granted. You now smell beautiful, and the bees try to pollinate you.

I wish that I already finished my taxes.

Granted, but now you have to help everyone else, which will consume your spare time.

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15 Apr 2011, 8:44 pm

No wish, so the Wish Masters will grant one for you.
Granted. You now have suckers instead of feet.

I wish for double the money I already have. No additional taxes etc.

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15 Apr 2011, 11:32 pm

Money is now printed on double-sized paper.

I wish for good weather this weekend.

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16 Apr 2011, 12:01 am

Granted, but in compensation, the next weekend must have bad weather.

I wish for the ability to complete all my work at the snap of my fingers.

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16 Apr 2011, 12:14 am

Granted, but you broke your fingers.

I wish that I had a twin brother who had to obey my orders.

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16 Apr 2011, 11:06 pm

granted but he dies for no reason

I wish to have a sister who weighs 400 pounds… all mine for snuggling!

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17 Apr 2011, 3:57 am

Granted but she eats all your food and you starve to death.

I wish for a holiday somewhere warm.

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17 Apr 2011, 4:58 am

Granted, you get to spend holidays in a pizza oven, Italian style.

I wish to be a hairy, rugged lumberjack.

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